seriously??????


you WAS right!!!!

Dear Chicken With No Head,

Stop running around!
I'm going to eat you, and I have
no problem waiting until you're tired.

You just look the fool.

Sincerely,
M

I told u not to go telling everyone that one didn't i? lol

P.S. What do you expect to accomplish
in life without your head anyway?

Seriously!

DAYUM !!!!!!!!!!

It's possible to be straight-forward and honest without being rude. I promise, it's possible.

Dear (Anonymous),

Because of you..

I now love Stars Wars all over again.

Love.

M.

Between the typing cow and ying-yang eyeball this place is a little spaced out.

just want to thank everyone for the goodtimes I had on mingle in the short time I was here!! God Bless you all!! thanks again...Nicole

Dear Nicole.

You're welcome.

Love.
M.

And Nicole........you KNOW I will miss your being here...........

Ya, I noticed you started signing everything Love,

I saw that.

And that suddenly I am Honey, Sweetie and Dear.

And that you got all excited when I said I was sending you something via snail mail. I heard your voice crack when I said I had already mailed it yesterday. I noticed that.

That all of a sudden when I trash talk, I am not allowed to put myself down.

Ya, it's apparent.

You flat out said you missed me and that you'd be devastated if you lost me.

I speak guy language.... I love you too.

G'night Mingle Peeps. It was nice spending the weekend with you.

get ready for a new DOOL week

Dear Lady Next Door,

Please stop.
Your flatulence is constant. Loud.
And it killed our cat.

I literally see a whole forming in the ozone above us.

For our sake.
And those in our crappy neighborhood.
Please.
Cease and desist.

Love.
M.

That is so cute

goodnight minglers!