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Topic: An alltime new worlds record for me!
luv2roknroll's photo
Sat 12/17/11 10:49 AM



He was 18. Asked me if I wanted to chat, I wrote back, "About what?" Dentures? Social Security? Wrinkles? Hairy moles? Sad to say I never heard back from him. slaphead
:thumbsup:

Thats like when I do the numbers thing with young guys. Its easy.

You tell them if your 20 and im 50, than when im 80, your gonna be 50, and do you really want to feed me, change my depends, and push my wheelchair when your 50?laugh

They never write back!rofl rofl


Hmmmm...... That could explain all the messages I get from 70+ y/o's..... At first, I thought is was just cause I reminded them of their grandson......
If you were my grandson, drool

I would go to jail, and hell!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

luv2roknroll's photo
Sat 12/17/11 10:51 AM

21. And she said come do me. What a tease, she was 5 hours away and I couldn't swing that both ways in the one Sunday I have off. I looked at her scantily clad photo a long time though. Hey, I couldn't help it, I'm just a man.
At least you have her photo for your "spank bank!".pitchfork

OMG!! She didnt?????

Oh yes, she did!laugh laugh laugh laugh

luv2roknroll's photo
Sat 12/17/11 10:52 AM
Edited by luv2roknroll on Sat 12/17/11 10:53 AM

14 and 16 years old.
The reply was couched in terms of,
'Bye, bye, come back when
you are of age for this site..'
by an admin.
Heyyyyy,

you could of traded the 14 year old, for 2 7 year olds,
and the 16 year old, for 2 8 year olds!!!!whoa

What were you thinking???laugh laugh

ujGearhead's photo
Sat 12/17/11 10:57 AM




He was 18. Asked me if I wanted to chat, I wrote back, "About what?" Dentures? Social Security? Wrinkles? Hairy moles? Sad to say I never heard back from him. slaphead
:thumbsup:

Thats like when I do the numbers thing with young guys. Its easy.

You tell them if your 20 and im 50, than when im 80, your gonna be 50, and do you really want to feed me, change my depends, and push my wheelchair when your 50?laugh

They never write back!rofl rofl


Hmmmm...... That could explain all the messages I get from 70+ y/o's..... At first, I thought it was just cause I reminded them of their grandson......
If you were my grandson, drool

I would go to jail, and hell!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh


Wouldn't that require getting out of CA?


soufiehere's photo
Sat 12/17/11 11:06 AM

Heyyyyy,
you could of traded the 14 year old, for
2 7 year olds,
and the 16 year old, for 2 8 year olds!!!!whoa
What were you thinking???laugh laugh

I was thinking, making license plates in an
orange khaki jumpsuit for the rest of my life
is not as fun as it sounds.

luv2roknroll's photo
Sat 12/17/11 11:18 AM


Heyyyyy,
you could of traded the 14 year old, for
2 7 year olds,
and the 16 year old, for 2 8 year olds!!!!whoa
What were you thinking???laugh laugh

I was thinking, making license plates in an
orange khaki jumpsuit for the rest of my life
is not as fun as it sounds.
I bet you would look HOT in orange!pitchfork laugh laugh

BL4766's photo
Sat 12/17/11 11:20 AM
18..................and I STILL get them!!!!!whoa

soufiehere's photo
Sat 12/17/11 11:48 AM

I bet you would look HOT in orange!pitchfork laugh laugh

Well, doh.
But 'selling' it to Big Bertha, I dunno..

no photo
Sat 12/17/11 11:56 AM

I just had a "18" year old guy, write me asking, "how are u?".

I replied, "Old enough to be your mother, TWICE!laugh laugh laugh



What the age of the youngest person who has ever emailed you?

What did they say?

I think the youngest guy to email me was 19, and what he said is nonyourbusiness whoa

Seakolony's photo
Sat 12/17/11 11:57 AM
18 on here you have to be 18, but a few years ago one of my daughters high school friend made a pass at me...........I looked at him like he was crazy!!!!

Cutiepieforyou's photo
Sat 12/17/11 12:49 PM

He was 18. Asked me if I wanted to chat, I wrote back, "About what?" Dentures? Social Security? Wrinkles? Hairy moles? Sad to say I never heard back from him. slaphead


rofl waving

justme659's photo
Sat 12/17/11 02:27 PM


He was 18. Asked me if I wanted to chat, I wrote back, "About what?" Dentures? Social Security? Wrinkles? Hairy moles? Sad to say I never heard back from him. slaphead


rofl waving


waving

I know I am crushed, you would have thought he would be in to hoverrounds!

pyxxie13's photo
Sat 12/17/11 02:32 PM
If they are legal I don't see the problem. But everyone feels differently. I have gotten as young as 18 as well.

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