Biotches and Basnastards

Docbiotch, I shall biotchy go into my biotchy dungeon, and conjure up a biotchy spell for you, for your biotchy physical.

*The Queen goes to her dungeon*


Thrice the brinded cat hath mew'd.
Thrice; and once the hedge-pig whin'd.
Harpier cries: 'tis time, 'tis time.

Round about the caldron go;
In the poison'd entrails throw.
Toad, that under the cold stone,
Days and nights hast thirty-one
Swelter'd venom sleeping got,
Boil thou first i' the charmed pot!

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and caldron bubble.

Fillet of fenny snake,
In the caldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adders' fork, and blind-worms sting,
Lizards's leg, and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

Double, double toil and trouble,
Fire, burn; and, caldron bubble.

Scale of dragon, tooth of wolf,
Witches' mummy, maw and gulf
Of the ravin'd salt-sea shark,
Root of hemlock, digg'd i' the dark,
Liver of blaspheming Jew,
Gall of goat, and slips of yew
Sliver'd in the moon's eclipse,
Nose of Turk, and Tartar's lips,
Finger of birth-strangl'd babe,
Ditch-deliver'd by a drab,
Make the gruel thick and slab;
Add thereto a tiger's chauldron,
For the ingredients of our caldron.

Double, double toil and trouble,
Fire, burn; and, caldron bubble.

Cool it with a baboon's blood,
Then the charm is firm and good.

Enter Hecate to the other three Witches:
O, weel done! I commend your pains,
And everyone shall share i' th' gains,
And now about the caudron sing
Like elves and fairies in a ring,
Enchanting all that you put in.

By the pricking of my thumbs,
Something wicked this way comes.

You will biotchy feel like biotchy dog chit biotchy tomorrow DocBiotch.

Carry on Biotches and Basnastards Carry on!

Queenie, you biotchin know full well why I biotchin love you, huh?

Biotches and Basnastards

A biotchy good morning to biotchy DocBiotch, and basnastardly Irishbasnastard.

Docbiotch, you biotchy love me, because I put a biotchy spell, on your biotchy azz!

Muuuuuahahhhaha!

Carry on Biotches and Bastards Carry on!

Biotchin MUAHHHH. Queen Biotch is my woman!


Basnastardly Irish, I biotchin miss your basnastardly azz. I've been biotchin waitin by my biotchin door fer you.

DOCBIOTCH

so anyone miss me ? aint anyone gonna ask what ive been doin for nearly a week n not show my face?

Holy biotchin hell, I missed yer basnastardly azz.

Boo

Biotches and Basnastards

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh my,

what biotchy is the biotchy special occasion???

I biotchy have Irishbasnastard, TXBiotch, and DocBiotch, all in the biotchy kingdom!

What a biotchy delightful biotchy day this is!

Carry on Biotches and Basnastards Carry on!

Biotchy afternoon my biotchy queen

Biotchy good day, biotchy TXBiotch!!

I biotchy hope, your are biotchy feeling ,biotchy biotchen, today!

Or as biotchy close, as we biotchy biotches, can get to it!

Muuuuuuuuuuuahhahahhahaha.

HERE YEE, HERE YEE

I have biothcy received, biotchy word, from the basnastardly P**eBasnastard.

He biothcy wishes, to send his basnastardly love, to you all.

Carry on Biotches and Basnastards Carry on!

But, the real question now is, is he now successfully spreading the biotchyness to far-off lands?

Biotchin interesting. Basnastard is prolly smart. It is sorta biotchin boring on this site. I biotchin considered leavin, too.

I'll biothcy have you biothcy beheaded before I biotchy let you leave.

Then I can have a biotchy piece of you to biotchy remember you by!

Muuuuuuuuuuuuahhahhahahah!

No,

he is biotchy spreading the biotchy basnastardlyness!!!<--Phuck you! I biotchy say its a biotchy word!

That's even better!

Hellfire and damnation, Queenie. You can have a biotchin piece any time you want.

*Gets out his peepin' binoculars*