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Topic: Luv2roknrolls Biotch Club, SIGN UP NOW!!!! - part 4
luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 01/22/12 08:39 PM
What's a biotch gotta do to biotchin get some GOOD head around here??? OK, biotchin bed is calling...Time for biotchin toke and stroke! I hear that!and

heavenlyboy34 Joined Fri 07/04/08 Posts: 17348	Sun 01/22/12 08:41 PM
g'night ya funny biotches!

doc_dog Joined Sat 11/05/11 Posts: 1245	Sun 01/22/12 08:43 PM
What's a biotch gotta do to biotchin get some GOOD head around here??? OK, biotchin bed is calling...Time for biotchin toke and stroke! I hear that!and OMG, that is biotchin hilarious! Q and K forkin crack me the biotch up!!

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Sun 01/22/12 08:43 PM
My biotchin whore, yummy, lol. Basnastard King will never find out. Don't biotchin break his freakin heart. King, don't biotchin hate me cos I'm fabulous! Won't find out? Pfft. I find out everything! I AM the Basnastardly King you know!I haven't beheaded anybody yet today and I'm really itching for one. Now don't tempt me to remove your head for underestimating my biotchy knowledge! DocBiotch im hopping on a biotchy Greyhound. Ill be at your biotchy place ASAP, and make biotchy sure the biotchy king DOES NOT KNOW where you biotchy live. Biotchy see you, biotchy soon, biotchy loverbiotch! Oh, like Boogie's gonna let you ride her all the biotchy way there. Find out where Docbiotch lives? Please. I'm the Basnastardly King! I can get her address faster than a 32" Husqvarna can behead a biotchy one-legged giraffe. Biotchy Boogie is hiding in my biotchy suitcase. And dont come biotchy looking for me, you were never biotchy here, and you got biotchy replaced. Now, go give Docbiotch some biotchy head, and then be biotchy gone. Of course I was here. I'm everywhere! Tell my biotchy coochie that! Great..... Another biotch who thinks there's a biotchy head tree.....

doc_dog Joined Sat 11/05/11 Posts: 1245	Sun 01/22/12 08:45 PM
My biotchin whore, yummy, lol. Basnastard King will never find out. Don't biotchin break his freakin heart. King, don't biotchin hate me cos I'm fabulous! Won't find out? Pfft. I find out everything! I AM the Basnastardly King you know!I haven't beheaded anybody yet today and I'm really itching for one. Now don't tempt me to remove your head for underestimating my biotchy knowledge! DocBiotch im hopping on a biotchy Greyhound. Ill be at your biotchy place ASAP, and make biotchy sure the biotchy king DOES NOT KNOW where you biotchy live. Biotchy see you, biotchy soon, biotchy loverbiotch! Oh, like Boogie's gonna let you ride her all the biotchy way there. Find out where Docbiotch lives? Please. I'm the Basnastardly King! I can get her address faster than a 32" Husqvarna can behead a biotchy one-legged giraffe. Biotchy Boogie is hiding in my biotchy suitcase. And dont come biotchy looking for me, you were never biotchy here, and you got biotchy replaced. Now, go give Docbiotch some biotchy head, and then be biotchy gone. Of course I was here. I'm everywhere! Tell my biotchy coochie that! Great..... Another biotch who thinks there's a biotchy head tree..... If all biotchin else fails, Mr King...Batteries and/or biotchin VIAGRA!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 01/22/12 08:46 PM Edited by luv2roknroll on Sun 01/22/12 08:47 PM
My biotchin whore, yummy, lol. Basnastard King will never find out. Don't biotchin break his freakin heart. King, don't biotchin hate me cos I'm fabulous! Won't find out? Pfft. I find out everything! I AM the Basnastardly King you know!I haven't beheaded anybody yet today and I'm really itching for one. Now don't tempt me to remove your head for underestimating my biotchy knowledge! DocBiotch im hopping on a biotchy Greyhound. Ill be at your biotchy place ASAP, and make biotchy sure the biotchy king DOES NOT KNOW where you biotchy live. Biotchy see you, biotchy soon, biotchy loverbiotch! Oh, like Boogie's gonna let you ride her all the biotchy way there. Find out where Docbiotch lives? Please. I'm the Basnastardly King! I can get her address faster than a 32" Husqvarna can behead a biotchy one-legged giraffe. Biotchy Boogie is hiding in my biotchy suitcase. And dont come biotchy looking for me, you were never biotchy here, and you got biotchy replaced. Now, go give Docbiotch some biotchy head, and then be biotchy gone. Of course I was here. I'm everywhere! Tell my biotchy coochie that! Great..... Another biotch who thinks there's a biotchy head tree..... WHewwwwwwwwwwwww, I totally missed this! WTF are you talking about a head tree??? You said you were everywhere, and I said tell my coochie that! Where does a head tree come into play here! Did I miss another f'n slideshow?

doc_dog Joined Sat 11/05/11 Posts: 1245	Sun 01/22/12 08:48 PM
Hmmmmm, biotchin doin the Queen and King at the same time....Biotchin tantalizing. I even used a biotchin G on that one to make it all biotchin formal and stuff, adds credibility and weight...

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 01/22/12 08:48 PM
g'night ya funny biotches! Gnite Matvei, you sexy beast you!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 01/22/12 08:50 PM
Hmmmmm, biotchin doin the Queen and King at the same time....Biotchin tantalizing. I even used a biotchin G on that one to make it all biotchin formal and stuff, adds credibility and weight... Now WTF are YOU talken about?? Ive fallen and I cant hear, no wait, Ive fallen and I dont get it, no wait, ' Ive fallen, and I found a nickle down here, no wait........................................

doc_dog Joined Sat 11/05/11 Posts: 1245	Sun 01/22/12 08:50 PM
OK your biotchin highasses, I mean biotchin highnesses, I'm off to the biotchin QUEEN bed. Sweet biotchin wet dreams.

doc_dog Joined Sat 11/05/11 Posts: 1245	Sun 01/22/12 08:51 PM
Queen is in biotchin need of toke n stroke, looks like

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Sun 01/22/12 08:55 PM
My biotchin whore, yummy, lol. Basnastard King will never find out. Don't biotchin break his freakin heart. King, don't biotchin hate me cos I'm fabulous! Won't find out? Pfft. I find out everything! I AM the Basnastardly King you know!I haven't beheaded anybody yet today and I'm really itching for one. Now don't tempt me to remove your head for underestimating my biotchy knowledge! DocBiotch im hopping on a biotchy Greyhound. Ill be at your biotchy place ASAP, and make biotchy sure the biotchy king DOES NOT KNOW where you biotchy live. Biotchy see you, biotchy soon, biotchy loverbiotch! Oh, like Boogie's gonna let you ride her all the biotchy way there. Find out where Docbiotch lives? Please. I'm the Basnastardly King! I can get her address faster than a 32" Husqvarna can behead a biotchy one-legged giraffe. Biotchy Boogie is hiding in my biotchy suitcase. And dont come biotchy looking for me, you were never biotchy here, and you got biotchy replaced. Now, go give Docbiotch some biotchy head, and then be biotchy gone. Of course I was here. I'm everywhere! Tell my biotchy coochie that! Great..... Another biotch who thinks there's a biotchy head tree..... If all biotchin else fails, Mr King...Batteries and/or biotchin VIAGRA! There's nothing wrong with MY biotchy head.

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Sun 01/22/12 08:56 PM
Queen is in biotchin need of toke n stroke, looks like Thinkin' the Queen already had a few tokes.....

doc_dog Joined Sat 11/05/11 Posts: 1245	Sun 01/22/12 08:57 PM
My biotchin whore, yummy, lol. Basnastard King will never find out. Don't biotchin break his freakin heart. King, don't biotchin hate me cos I'm fabulous! Won't find out? Pfft. I find out everything! I AM the Basnastardly King you know!I haven't beheaded anybody yet today and I'm really itching for one. Now don't tempt me to remove your head for underestimating my biotchy knowledge! DocBiotch im hopping on a biotchy Greyhound. Ill be at your biotchy place ASAP, and make biotchy sure the biotchy king DOES NOT KNOW where you biotchy live. Biotchy see you, biotchy soon, biotchy loverbiotch! Oh, like Boogie's gonna let you ride her all the biotchy way there. Find out where Docbiotch lives? Please. I'm the Basnastardly King! I can get her address faster than a 32" Husqvarna can behead a biotchy one-legged giraffe. Biotchy Boogie is hiding in my biotchy suitcase. And dont come biotchy looking for me, you were never biotchy here, and you got biotchy replaced. Now, go give Docbiotch some biotchy head, and then be biotchy gone. Of course I was here. I'm everywhere! Tell my biotchy coochie that! Great..... Another biotch who thinks there's a biotchy head tree..... If all biotchin else fails, Mr King...Batteries and/or biotchin VIAGRA! There's nothing wrong with MY biotchy head. How would I biotchin know that?

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 01/22/12 08:58 PM
Queen is in biotchin need of toke n stroke, looks like Thinkin' the Queen already had a few tokes..... No, but I had too many beers, and now im either gonna pass out, or vomit, or both.

doc_dog Joined Sat 11/05/11 Posts: 1245	Sun 01/22/12 09:00 PM
Thanks for biotchin sharin... I think I should go crawl into Jack Koff Basnastard's bed and see if he's biotchin ok.

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Sun 01/22/12 09:01 PM
Queen is in biotchin need of toke n stroke, looks like Thinkin' the Queen already had a few tokes..... No, but I had too many beers, and now im either gonna pass out, or vomit, or both. My guess is............ both.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 01/22/12 09:04 PM
First im going to my Butt Crack Thread!

doc_dog Joined Sat 11/05/11 Posts: 1245	Sun 01/22/12 09:05 PM
Queenie, I'm not biotchin holdin yer biotchin hair back all biotchin night. switches biotchin teams again and grabs King...runs off!

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Sun 01/22/12 09:06 PM
Queenie, I'm not biotchin holdin yer biotchin hair back all biotchin night. switches biotchin teams again and grabs King...runs off! WOOHOO! A field trip!