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Topic: WittySMARTmouth
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Sun 10/30/11 10:54 PM
I've always shy-ed away from smart assss women,
for I always found their tongues prickly sharp and their depths endless to reach..........laugh

Give me that Blondie bar fly, who always gives her best yelled cry,
while gazing at my zipper, as I'm walking by...

For in her drunken disorder, she's always over the boarder,
and in the morning when I wake, she's still past out and baked.

That other who is so smart, would wake before me,,and then tell me how awful I fart, then let me know, she had better,,
as I stood up to find my pants, she wouldn't even glance.
Painting her nails, on her cell, as she says her night was hell..
drinker bigsmile

So as they don't intimidate me for as they have used their slicing to defined their hearts lack of really caring......:wink:

the ONES,,I have had their pleasures that IS......:angel:

Simonedemidova's photo
Mon 10/31/11 11:44 AM

I think there is a difference between a smartmouth (generally intelligently funny) and a cruel mouth and sometimes it is really easy to cross the line and not come back.

Since men generally don't like being impailed verbally, even if they laugh when it happens to others, they will give wide berth to anyone who clearly enjoys jousting.


I agree, I am a blunt person, quick witted, but sometimes people are offended. I tend to think they are the ones with lower self confidence levels. I dont try to hurt anyone, but i do joke a round a lot.

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Mon 10/31/11 11:50 AM

One doesn't come off as rude as the other and has an actual want to help in the words.


Critique means to evaluate thoroughly. Criticize means to find fault or flaws in something. They mean different things, and one is negative, which is why you may think it comes off as being rude.

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Mon 10/31/11 11:53 AM


One doesn't come off as rude as the other and has an actual want to help in the words.


Critique means to evaluate thoroughly. Criticize means to find fault or flaws in something. They mean different things, and one is negative, which is why you may think it comes off as being rude.


Thank YOU! That is what I was trying to explain. Critique is not the same.

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Mon 10/31/11 12:03 PM
It could be about something negative, but the purpose of a critique is not solely to point out the negative aspects of something. :smile:

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Mon 10/31/11 12:22 PM


I think there is a difference between a smartmouth (generally intelligently funny) and a cruel mouth and sometimes it is really easy to cross the line and not come back.

Since men generally don't like being impailed verbally, even if they laugh when it happens to others, they will give wide berth to anyone who clearly enjoys jousting.


I agree, I am a blunt person, quick witted, but sometimes people are offended. I tend to think they are the ones with lower self confidence levels. I dont try to hurt anyone, but i do joke a round a lot.


As for this, I've had the same problem here. Some people will just choose to always get offended over silly things. So even if you try not to offend people, someone will always get offended. so just keep doing things the way you're doing them and don't worry about it.

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Mon 10/31/11 09:25 PM
I don't get it!

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Mon 10/31/11 10:01 PM

I don't get it!


Give me your wallet and Ill give it to you then.

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Mon 10/31/11 10:30 PM


I don't get it!


Give me your wallet and Ill give it to you then.


Sounds fair enough.

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Tue 11/01/11 07:32 AM
sucky *uckin 5 bucky

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Tue 11/01/11 10:48 AM
Plus a Rio buffet all you can eat pass.

kc0003's photo
Tue 11/01/11 02:59 PM

.....Thats what people say about me...


would these be considered “special” people?

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Tue 11/01/11 05:25 PM
See, its like
oooh did you get Lion to do your pics oooh

and you're like
oooh yeah its great, arent I like amazing?

and I'm like
Good Grief your so not as smart as me

and then I was like
Look at my Lion pics


Actually Lion didnt do mine but its a good take on his style dont you think?

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Tue 11/01/11 05:32 PM
you might have a smart and witty character..but i'm intrigued by someone that has put a cartoon up instead of a photo? seems to me like someone is hiding behind an illustration and the only way to prevent obvious vulnerability is wittiness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!boom

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Tue 11/01/11 05:47 PM
boom

..shaka laka mek de dance hall fil up...spock


I'm too am intrigued by a person who has put up a picture of themselves when they auditioned for "One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest" on a dating website, in favour of picking a cartoon avatar.

I genuinely wonder if you might be trying to attract someone whom you can steal medication from, no, I mean it.

Here, you can have mine...save some innocent mental patient from rattling over their amitriptyline... that and the voices say I dont need it any more anyway.:laughing:



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Tue 11/01/11 05:48 PM


I don't get it!


Give me your wallet and Ill give it to you then.
but if he gives his wallet to you aren't u suppose to take what in in an spend it? LOL

Simonedemidova's photo
Tue 11/01/11 05:55 PM



I don't get it!


Give me your wallet and Ill give it to you then.


Sounds fair enough.


Good, im glad we are the same page then..LOL

Simonedemidova's photo
Tue 11/01/11 05:59 PM

you might have a smart and witty character..but i'm intrigued by someone that has put a cartoon up instead of a photo? seems to me like someone is hiding behind an illustration and the only way to prevent obvious vulnerability is wittiness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!boom


Actually its because some people are so obsessed with me and stalk me, and i have to have protection with restraining orders....so paparazzi BOOM BOOM! Take my pic and deal with it! BOOM!

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Tue 11/01/11 06:01 PM

you might have a smart and witty character..but i'm intrigued by someone that has put a cartoon up instead of a photo? seems to me like someone is hiding behind an illustration and the only way to prevent obvious vulnerability is wittiness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!boom


She is smart and witty which is why she has a man whos an awesome artist.

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Tue 11/01/11 06:01 PM


.....Thats what people say about me...


would these be considered “special” people?


They must be special:wink:

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