Topic: Did someone tell you they love you today? - part 10 | |
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No, but my cat has been staring at me intently for almost 20 minutes. Either she loves me or she's plotting my death. How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you..... 1. Kneading on you- You may think this is a sign of affection, but your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weaknesses. ![]() 2. Excessive shoveling of kitty litter- After using the litter box, your cat needlessly kicks litter around, most of it ending up all over the room. This is practice for burying bodies! ![]() 3. Staring contests- If you get caught in a staring contest with your cat, do not look away. Looking away will signal to your cat that you are weak and an attack is likely to follow. ![]() 4. Bringing you dead animals- This isn't a gift. It's a warning! ![]() 5. Throwing up grass- Through this painful feeding and purging process, cats prepare their minds and bodies for combat. ![]() 6. Hiding in dark places and watching you- Your cat will often hide in order to study you in your natural habitat in order to further fine-tune their plan for your demise. ![]() 7. Sleeping on your electronics- Humans have superior technology. Your cat knows this and will attempt to disrupt all communications to the outside world. Help will NOT be coming... ![]() 8. Pawing at your face while you sleep- Cats aren't very good at smothering people, but this won't stop them from trying. ![]() 9. Sprinting at the light of speed out of any room you enter- When your at does this, it's actually a failed ambush. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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no special delivery to Johnny... ![]() |
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no special delivery to Johnny... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Nope....I am feeling extra needy today......
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Nope....I am feeling extra needy today...... ![]() Don't be needy Boonie, I luv you!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Edited by
boonedoggy61
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Mon 12/05/11 06:14 AM
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Yes.
At 3am, under falling snow from Abilene, Texas. |
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Yes. At 3am, under falling snow from Abilene, Texas. That made me smile. ![]() |
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Yes. At 3am, under falling snow from Abilene, Texas. That made me smile. ![]() I'm a smiling foo' too :-) |
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my lil one did damn she is a minnie me
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yup - actaully it was yesterday
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Nope
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Nope I ![]() Auntie V..... ![]() |
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Nope ![]() |
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No, but my cat has been staring at me intently for almost 20 minutes. Either she loves me or she's plotting my death. How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you..... 1. Kneading on you- You may think this is a sign of affection, but your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weaknesses. ![]() 2. Excessive shoveling of kitty litter- After using the litter box, your cat needlessly kicks litter around, most of it ending up all over the room. This is practice for burying bodies! ![]() 3. Staring contests- If you get caught in a staring contest with your cat, do not look away. Looking away will signal to your cat that you are weak and an attack is likely to follow. ![]() 4. Bringing you dead animals- This isn't a gift. It's a warning! ![]() 5. Throwing up grass- Through this painful feeding and purging process, cats prepare their minds and bodies for combat. ![]() 6. Hiding in dark places and watching you- Your cat will often hide in order to study you in your natural habitat in order to further fine-tune their plan for your demise. ![]() 7. Sleeping on your electronics- Humans have superior technology. Your cat knows this and will attempt to disrupt all communications to the outside world. Help will NOT be coming... ![]() 8. Pawing at your face while you sleep- Cats aren't very good at smothering people, but this won't stop them from trying. ![]() 9. Sprinting at the light of speed out of any room you enter- When your at does this, it's actually a failed ambush. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Mon 12/05/11 08:59 AM
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my lil one did damn she is a minnie me ![]() Oh thats right, ![]() nevermind! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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my lil one did damn she is a minnie me ![]() Oh thats right, ![]() nevermind! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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