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Topic: LUV2'S NEIGHBORHOOD BAR...GRAND OPENING! - part 2
luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 12/29/11 11:36 AM
It seems like a safe enough place,is there many single women that come in here? i'm kind of looking for one to walk by my side. Well im in here, and im sure as hell not safe!giggle And my sister Roberta is here. Yeah im in here, and you damn well know, im not safe! the most unsafe chick on here is Jade. I wanted to say Roberta but her guy is on here!! So, Jade this time I'll raise my bucks. $75 n we have a good time OMG, Ash, puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulease! I cant even breathe im laughing so dang hard!! You need to be one of them there "funny people" on the t.v.

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Fri 12/30/11 05:47 AM


ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Fri 12/30/11 06:16 AM
It seems like a safe enough place,is there many single women that come in here? i'm kind of looking for one to walk by my side. Well im in here, and im sure as hell not safe!giggle And my sister Roberta is here. Yeah im in here, and you damn well know, im not safe! the most unsafe chick on here is Jade. I wanted to say Roberta but her guy is on here!! So, Jade this time I'll raise my bucks. $75 n we have a good time

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Fri 12/30/11 10:44 AM
It's Friday Jade, too early to celebrate New Years? Let me have a drink please, I am getting warmed up.

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Sat 12/31/11 07:07 AM Edited by boonedoggy61 on Sat 12/31/11 07:08 AM
HIPPIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wheres that OLE barstard at????????? Its time to get our drinking faces on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIPPIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Sat 12/31/11 09:54 AM
I'm drinking every bottle Jade has, better get your drink quick before I reach that bottle!

Ash36 Joined Fri 12/24/10 Posts: 19735	Sat 12/31/11 11:01 AM Edited by Ash36 on Sat 12/31/11 11:08 AM
OMG, Ash, puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulease! I cant even breathe im laughing so dang hard!! You need to be one of them there "funny people" on the t.v. i suppose this is Jade, using Roberta's account. Jade baby, you need to make your own account. So that peeps can perv you privately. Now to Roberta, whats up with your bf? He looks like he saw some ghost. Errrr... Did he wanted you to be the most unsafe chick?

Shy_Emo_chick Joined Fri 04/01/11 Posts: 4393	Sat 12/31/11 11:04 AM
Roberta, my loopy friend, how'z it goin? :D Can i have a 'sex on the beach' please?

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Sat 12/31/11 11:12 AM
I'm drinking every bottle Jade has, better get your drink quick before I reach that bottle! I bring my own Hippie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! an ya better not touch it....................

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Sat 12/31/11 11:14 AM
Roberta, my loopy friend, how'z it goin? :D Can i have a 'sex on the beach' please? Hey EMO!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't suppose I could talk ya into just sex on the floor Huh!!!!!!!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 01/01/12 10:09 AM
Roberta, my loopy friend, how'z it goin? :D Can i have a 'sex on the beach' please? Hey EMO!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't suppose I could talk ya into just sex on the floor Huh!!!!!!!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 01/01/12 10:10 AM
Roberta, my loopy friend, how'z it goin? :D Can i have a 'sex on the beach' please? REALLY GOOD NOW!! Wooooooooo Hoooooooooooo!!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 01/01/12 10:12 AM
OMG, Ash, puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulease! I cant even breathe im laughing so dang hard!! You need to be one of them there "funny people" on the t.v. i suppose this is Jade, using Roberta's account. Jade baby, you need to make your own account. So that peeps can perv you privately. Now to Roberta, whats up with your bf? He looks like he saw some ghost. Errrr... Did he wanted you to be the most unsafe chick? I didnt get that either! Tell me if you figure it out, and vice versa. Or, just maybe I,I,I ......... "I need my translator please!".

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 01/01/12 10:16 AM
Uh oh. The dead bar suddenly got slammed. Heres ya "Jack and Coke" Boone, your "Sex on the Beach" Emo your beer, gearhead, your "Tequila Sunrise", Hippie And what do you drink Ash? I havent served you here before. How about one of them there, "Slippery Nipple" drinks? giggle, giggle

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Sun 01/01/12 04:15 PM
Tequila Sunrise? I thought it was Champagne time! Oh well, tequila is champagne south of the border...

Ash36 Joined Fri 12/24/10 Posts: 19735	Sun 01/01/12 05:25 PM
I would like to have a glass of milk for now. Yes, i asked for a glass of milk in a bar. There's a solid reason behind it. evil grinn

Grim14u Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 390	Sun 01/01/12 05:43 PM
Tarbender, I'd like a shot of hair-o-the dog...the one that bit me in the *** last night, chewed a hole in my spine, swallowed me whole and spit me up in the alley behind some bar I didn't even make it into last night, and left me for.....Dead!!

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Mon 01/02/12 03:40 AM
I would like to have a glass of milk for now. Yes, i asked for a glass of milk in a bar. There's a solid reason behind it. evil grinn Milk in a bar? Is that even legal? Or is that like ordering a Big Mac at Burger King? Or chicken at a steak place? Or hot dogs at a Chinese place?

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Mon 01/02/12 03:41 AM
Roberta, my loopy friend, how'z it goin? :D Can i have a 'sex on the beach' please? REALLY GOOD NOW!! Wooooooooo Hoooooooooooo!!

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Mon 01/02/12 11:38 AM
Jade, sit on my lap please and keep pouring Bourbon, or better yet, Templeton Rye, until you think I've had enough.