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Topic: LUV2'S NEIGHBORHOOD BAR...GRAND OPENING! - part 2
oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Mon 12/19/11 12:14 PM
Ok translated: Don't give the hippie beer unless you want him sleeping on your floor. I think the government will pay to see boondoggies noodle cooked.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 12/19/11 12:24 PM
Ok translated: Don't give the hippie beer unless you want him sleeping on your floor. I think the government will pay to see boondoggies noodle cooked. Well if thats true, I wanna cook my noodle too. I need some money! Sorry, but I couldnt find any bed sheets, for the floor. I done looked before.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 12/20/11 11:24 AM
Jade wiping down the bar and singing At the bar wash, im workin at the bar wash, yeah,

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Tue 12/20/11 11:39 AM
Give me a margarita with crushed ice please. You can stir it with your ummmmmm ahhhhhh lost my train of thought I did.

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Tue 12/20/11 12:34 PM
Comes staggering and a stumbling thru the door .......Hey I got lost in the 50's looking for Ronnie Milsap.....and when I found him he told me if I went around the corner back there that I would find a bar on the right with an old Hippy bas_ard sitting at the bar..................... and he was right !!!!!!!!!! there you sit ya olld Hippy .....ya need a hair cut man................? Wheres the junk box I wanna here my fav-o rite song lost in the 50's tonight......by running silmap Wish I could have found that damn W-ore house......i'm really horney give me a crack n joke......................tarbender!!!!!!!!!!

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Wed 12/21/11 11:00 AM
Ok got what's left of my hair cut. Now I need a vodka screwdriver. Please Jade?

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 12/21/11 11:03 AM
Comes staggering and a stumbling thru the door .......Hey I got lost in the 50's looking for Ronnie Milsap.....and when I found him he told me if I went around the corner back there that I would find a bar on the right with an old Hippy bas_ard sitting at the bar..................... and he was right !!!!!!!!!! there you sit ya olld Hippy .....ya need a hair cut man................? Wheres the junk box I wanna here my fav-o rite song lost in the 50's tonight......by running silmap Wish I could have found that damn W-ore house......i'm really horney give me a crack n joke......................tarbender!!!!!!!!!!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 12/21/11 11:04 AM
Ok got what's left of my hair cut. Now I need a vodka screwdriver. Please Jade? You already got a screwdriver, from Gearhead, remember!giggle, giggle

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Wed 12/21/11 11:07 AM
Ok got what's left of my hair cut. Now I need a vodka screwdriver. Please Jade? You already got a screwdriver, from Gearhead, remember!giggle, giggle Don't antagonize the thirsty hippie. grroooowllll. woof. woof.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 12/21/11 11:10 AM
Geeeeeeeez. I was just funnin ya! No one has a sense of humor around here anymore.

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Wed 12/21/11 11:13 AM
Geeeeeeeez. I was just funnin ya! No one has a sense of humor around here anymore. Be glad I didn't do my blood-curdling, nipple-hardening, hippie howl. I was just warming up...

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 12/21/11 11:23 AM
Geeeeeeeez. I was just funnin ya! No one has a sense of humor around here anymore. Be glad I didn't do my blood-curdling, nipple-hardening, hippie howl. I was just warming up...

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Wed 12/21/11 11:27 AM
Geeeeeeeez. I was just funnin ya! No one has a sense of humor around here anymore. Be glad I didn't do my blood-curdling, nipple-hardening, hippie howl. I was just warming up... Now wondering why I DO have hard nipples.....

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 12/21/11 11:40 AM
Geeeeeeeez. I was just funnin ya! No one has a sense of humor around here anymore. Be glad I didn't do my blood-curdling, nipple-hardening, hippie howl. I was just warming up... Now wondering why I DO have hard nipples..... Because your a biotchy king, thats biotchy why! I knew I would find your biotchy azz, in this biotchy bar again. Dont biotchy make me biotchy behead Jade!

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Wed 12/21/11 11:46 AM
Geeeeeeeez. I was just funnin ya! No one has a sense of humor around here anymore. Be glad I didn't do my blood-curdling, nipple-hardening, hippie howl. I was just warming up... Now wondering why I DO have hard nipples..... Because your a biotchy king, thats biotchy why! I knew I would find your biotchy azz, in this biotchy bar again. Dont biotchy make me biotchy behead Jade! King? And here I thought I was demoted..... Of course I'm here. My biotchy azz is EVERYWHERE! MUHUHUHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 12/21/11 12:02 PM
Geeeeeeeez. I was just funnin ya! No one has a sense of humor around here anymore. Be glad I didn't do my blood-curdling, nipple-hardening, hippie howl. I was just warming up... Now wondering why I DO have hard nipples..... Because your a biotchy king, thats biotchy why! I knew I would find your biotchy azz, in this biotchy bar again. Dont biotchy make me biotchy behead Jade! King? And here I thought I was demoted..... Of course I'm here. My biotchy azz is EVERYWHERE! MUHUHUHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Biotchy honestly now? How can a biotchy queen, demote a biotchy king?

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Wed 12/21/11 01:11 PM
Geeeeeeeez. I was just funnin ya! No one has a sense of humor around here anymore. Be glad I didn't do my blood-curdling, nipple-hardening, hippie howl. I was just warming up... Now wondering why I DO have hard nipples..... Because your a biotchy king, thats biotchy why! I knew I would find your biotchy azz, in this biotchy bar again. Dont biotchy make me biotchy behead Jade! King? And here I thought I was demoted..... Of course I'm here. My biotchy azz is EVERYWHERE! MUHUHUHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Biotchy honestly now? How can a biotchy queen, demote a biotchy king? Aretha Franklin demoted Ted White.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 12/22/11 11:57 AM
Geeeeeeeez. I was just funnin ya! No one has a sense of humor around here anymore. Be glad I didn't do my blood-curdling, nipple-hardening, hippie howl. I was just warming up... Now wondering why I DO have hard nipples..... Because your a biotchy king, thats biotchy why! I knew I would find your biotchy azz, in this biotchy bar again. Dont biotchy make me biotchy behead Jade! King? And here I thought I was demoted..... Of course I'm here. My biotchy azz is EVERYWHERE! MUHUHUHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Biotchy honestly now? How can a biotchy queen, demote a biotchy king? Aretha Franklin demoted Ted White.

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Fri 12/23/11 12:33 PM
Jade, your swaying made me mislay my marbles in here. So I am here to retrieve them. A tequila sunrise to smooth my marbleless nerves, please?

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Fri 12/23/11 12:36 PM
Thought I would find yer Hippy A$$ here!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jack n coke JADE!!!!!!!!!!!!