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i'm 60pct. German but that has nothing to do with the silent treatment-Germans are NOT quiet folk
 naw man as much as I hate to betray us men: apologize be tender tell her you love her and ask what you can do to prove it to her P.S sing to her she'll know your serious then.
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Well, I think I can get my hands on some schticklestrongels, but hey...I'm still trying to find a man of my own LOLOL......guess no massage tonight..........skulks away pouting to the corner
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And licorice bandages for the wounded! So sayeth Hitler and my nano-monkeys!
Their so cute, my widdle nano-monkeys! 
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Show off
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I'm just going to be silent.. Hey wait did I say that?
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Nanomonkeys are cute, but nothing compared to the spicy sweet raspberry temptations of the cybearborgs.
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And they look better in tanks and combat boots.
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They are delicious with far var beans and a nice chianti.
spthpshtphspthpshtp! 
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Wipes spittle off the Fuhrer's chin and helps self to some far var beans, good for building strong Aryan bodies and healthy banana shaped swonnicles.
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Danke oh squirrelly Monkey handler from the stars!
Has anybody seen my Spear of Destiny? 
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Ow! I think I sat on it. Either that I'm growing a second tail make of sticklebonden...
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I hear that can be treated with large doses of Fudge Ripple ice cream and listening to Danny Aielo's Christmas album.
*Snatches spear* I need it to poke people  *Starts poking people*
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Ow! Now I've got another rip in the fabric of my swongledong. Wraps swastika flag around the wound and takes out camera to snap pix of Hitler poking the non-believers to sell to the Daily Worker.
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Nine! Wiping out the media is tiring, and I have thousands more people to poke.
THOUSANDS!!!
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That is part of a relationship , so expect it. When the lady does talk LISTEN TO HER WORDS
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No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
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So true. Can I sell that to the Daily Worker? Now about those creamatoria, how many folks can you cram in the ovens and do they come out extra crispy or just a little overdone? And do you use ketchup or make your own sauce?
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MMM, I use a spicy dumpling sauce, and depending on how much you starve 'em you can get a surprisingly high number.
I bread them so they come out moist and crispy 
KK, sheepy now, gnite!!!! 
Oh, and yeah. Woot for listening. Extra points if you can not try to solve the problem. It's counter-intuitive, but when they want you to listen they don't want a solution...they just want to talk.
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Spicy breaded fingers and toes, mmmmmmmmmm, my favorites! Thanks for the interview, can I quote you or should I just use your pseudonym, Hair Hitman??? :)
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Mornin...yeah, you can quote me, but I get royalties in the form of genetically engineered Walrus hair.
They make a great replacement for nutmeg.
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