I stole this from a fellow mingle facebook friend .....

*Pick the month you were born in:*
January-I kissed
February-I killed
March- I ran naked with
April- I slept with
... ... ... ... May - I shot
June - I cuddled with
July - I cleaned
August- I stabbed
September- I ran shirtless with
October- I ate out
November- I slapped
December- I laughed with
*Pick the day (number) you were born on*
01-the cool-aid man
02- the horse
03-a popstar
04- a toothbrush
05-you
06- Michael Jackson
07-your boyfriend
08-your mom
09-an emo kid
10-a homo
11-Paris Hilton
12-Justin Bieber
13-a teacher
14-a cat
15-a pickle
16-Paris hilton
17-a bisexual
18-a dog
19-an orange
20-a crackhead
21-a bowl of cereal
22-an Easter egg
23-jack sparrow
24-a carton of milk
25-a jar of honey
26-a fork
27-a stripper
28-a French fry
29-your drug dealer
30-a homeless guy
31-your granma
*Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing*
white- because that's how I roll!
Black-because I'm sexy
Pink- because I love hair
Red- because I have an AMAZING smile
Blue-because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka dots-because I hate my life
Purple-because I'm gay
Gray-because the lil people told me to
Other-because I like crackers
Green-because im beautiful
Orange-because I licked your ear
Turquoise-because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown-because I like to
Shirtless-because I've got abs

Mine ....I cuddled with -a French fry because I'm a pimp and your jealous

I ran shirtless with a homo cause I'm a pimp and your jealous

I killed an orange because Im sexy

i slapped your drug dealer cause that how i roll

I slapped a popstar cause Im sexxy!!

I stabbed Paris Hilton because that's how I roll

I ran naked with
a popstar
because I'm sexy.

Wow, it's just so dead on :-)

hi rusty......how yer doing......(pete)...true/h just joined.

I killed a french fry because I have an amazing smile

I ran naked with an orange because I love hair. LOL :)

I slapped a bowl of cereal because I'm beautiful

i slapped your mom because I love hair

I ate out Jack Sparrow because I'm sexy.

Oh sure, like I'd eat OUT if I had Jack Sparrow at my place. LOL.

I cleaned a carton of milk because im sexy.

hey LB .... how you doin guy ?? ....

I shot Paris Hilton because I am a pimp and you are jealous :)