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You can always shut a man up with sex.....it's an option. Well if he looked like you, first date, could be an option. Now see, you took me off track.  
I got two words for you woman...... GET GLASSES. Hehehehehehe You are a great addition to the herd of Mingletards Mach. |
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Well for me I usually invited the lady over for an early supper and do the cooking. I ask her what she likes (as long as I can cook it) and its usually grilling something in the back yard. I make sure she feels comfortable in this setting (which most did) and that way there was not waiting for food or service!!! I always made it clear if they felt uncomfortable at anytime, I would give them a ride home with no questions asked and I NEVER had that happen.
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Well for me I usually invited the lady over for an early supper and do the cooking. I ask her what she likes (as long as I can cook it) and its usually grilling something in the back yard. I make sure she feels comfortable in this setting (which most did) and that way there was not waiting for food or service!!! I always made it clear if they felt uncomfortable at anytime, I would give them a ride home with no questions asked and I NEVER had that happen. Duh....it's the blow up doll you keep in the closet...why would she leave? Where would she go? My pet mannequin is in the same boat.... |
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Edited by
sweetestgirl11
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Sat 10/01/11 01:33 PM
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You can always shut a man up with sex.....it's an option. There is always the sexual tension getting in the way of getting to know a person. Once I tried exactly that, just to get it out of the way and save a lot of time. It worked. We had sex right away and discovered we didn't care to get to know each other. And the sex was lousy, so we didn't have that either. It was the first and last date. Saved us both a lot of time and money.
LOL. If there's nothing...say goodby. exactly - I am prolly the biggest problem with my dates because I really do not like dating - so I agree if it's not a total comfort zone from the start let it go....I really hate torture, and there's someone for everyone, really except for a few times where the guy I met was just "out there somewhere" that has nothing to do w/ me |
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You can always shut a man up with sex.....it's an option. Well if he looked like you, first date, could be an option. Now see, you took me off track.
I got two words for you woman...... GET GLASSES. Hehehehehehe You are a great addition to the herd of Mingletards Mach. Thank you sir...I am having a blast with all of you Mingletards. 
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Well for me I usually invited the lady over for an early supper and do the cooking. I ask her what she likes (as long as I can cook it) and its usually grilling something in the back yard. I make sure she feels comfortable in this setting (which most did) and that way there was not waiting for food or service!!! I always made it clear if they felt uncomfortable at anytime, I would give them a ride home with no questions asked and I NEVER had that happen. Mikey, that sounds very nice and relaxed. And all the jokes about you aside, I am sure you treat a lady very well. 
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Well for me I usually invited the lady over for an early supper and do the cooking. I ask her what she likes (as long as I can cook it) and its usually grilling something in the back yard. I make sure she feels comfortable in this setting (which most did) and that way there was not waiting for food or service!!! I always made it clear if they felt uncomfortable at anytime, I would give them a ride home with no questions asked and I NEVER had that happen. Duh....it's the blow up doll you keep in the closet...why would she leave? Where would she go? My pet mannequin is in the same boat.... Dude, you have a very beautiful and sweet lady lovin' you...throw away the mannequin. 
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"What a jerk. I would have ordered the most expensive steak on the menu and then when it arrived I would ask for a doggy bag and then leave. I would tell him my dog is really going to appreciate this."
Lol at least somebody is *gettin lucky* |
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"What a jerk. I would have ordered the most expensive steak on the menu and then when it arrived I would ask for a doggy bag and then leave. I would tell him my dog is really going to appreciate this." Lol at least somebody is *gettin lucky* Hey, our time will come!! 
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"What a jerk. I would have ordered the most expensive steak on the menu and then when it arrived I would ask for a doggy bag and then leave. I would tell him my dog is really going to appreciate this." Lol at least somebody is *gettin lucky* Hey, our time will come!!
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Yes but we all know the dog deserves it more then we do! haha
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Yes but we all know the dog deserves it more then we do! haha Yeah but I have 2 dogs... |
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Well for me I usually invited the lady over for an early supper and do the cooking. I ask her what she likes (as long as I can cook it) and its usually grilling something in the back yard. I make sure she feels comfortable in this setting (which most did) and that way there was not waiting for food or service!!! I always made it clear if they felt uncomfortable at anytime, I would give them a ride home with no questions asked and I NEVER had that happen. Duh....it's the blow up doll you keep in the closet...why would she leave? Where would she go? My pet mannequin is in the same boat.... Dude, you have a very beautiful and sweet lady lovin' you...throw away the mannequin.
I am just guessing that you haven't met my pet mannequin "Russell"... I rescued her and made her pretty...I can't just pitch her in the dumpster..... 
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Well for me I usually invited the lady over for an early supper and do the cooking. I ask her what she likes (as long as I can cook it) and its usually grilling something in the back yard. I make sure she feels comfortable in this setting (which most did) and that way there was not waiting for food or service!!! I always made it clear if they felt uncomfortable at anytime, I would give them a ride home with no questions asked and I NEVER had that happen. Duh....it's the blow up doll you keep in the closet...why would she leave? Where would she go? My pet mannequin is in the same boat.... Dude, you have a very beautiful and sweet lady lovin' you...throw away the mannequin.
I am just guessing that you haven't met my pet mannequin "Russell"... I rescued her and made her pretty...I can't just pitch her in the dumpster.....
Well damn...you are right. She is too beautiful to dump. Sorry "Russell". Soufie is prettier tho. |
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Yep, that has pretty well been my experience with men too saying they usually dated younger women, and one guy said prettier women. Made me feel frigging wonderful. I found guys my age to be little children who are selfish, egotistical,liars; and a complete waste of space. I kept telling myself there will be someone better out there but after 15 years of failed dates; I am done. I don't have the energy to babysit anymore men. Wish the hell they would grow up.
So true. There are so many horrible possibilities out there, if a man really wanted to impress any woman or have all the women he wanted, he would only have to know a few simple things and women would be all over him. He would not have much competition to stand out in a crowd. 
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Well for me I usually invited the lady over for an early supper and do the cooking. I ask her what she likes (as long as I can cook it) and its usually grilling something in the back yard. I make sure she feels comfortable in this setting (which most did) and that way there was not waiting for food or service!!! I always made it clear if they felt uncomfortable at anytime, I would give them a ride home with no questions asked and I NEVER had that happen. Duh....it's the blow up doll you keep in the closet...why would she leave? Where would she go? My pet mannequin is in the same boat....   
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Well for me I usually invited the lady over for an early supper and do the cooking. I ask her what she likes (as long as I can cook it) and its usually grilling something in the back yard. I make sure she feels comfortable in this setting (which most did) and that way there was not waiting for food or service!!! I always made it clear if they felt uncomfortable at anytime, I would give them a ride home with no questions asked and I NEVER had that happen. Mikey, that sounds very nice and relaxed. And all the jokes about you aside, I am sure you treat a lady very well.
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Yep, that has pretty well been my experience with men too saying they usually dated younger women, and one guy said prettier women. Made me feel frigging wonderful. I found guys my age to be little children who are selfish, egotistical,liars; and a complete waste of space. I kept telling myself there will be someone better out there but after 15 years of failed dates; I am done. I don't have the energy to babysit anymore men. Wish the hell they would grow up.
So true. There are so many horrible possibilities out there, if a man really wanted to impress any woman or have all the women he wanted, he would only have to know a few simple things and women would be all over him. He would not have much competition to stand out in a crowd.
Simple. Treat her in such a way that she is made to feel good about herself. |
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
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Sat 10/01/11 04:31 PM
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Infatuation is basically a mutual admiration society. Don't stop admiring your significant other. Once you do, the honeymoon is over.
People want to be admired, and respected, as well as loved. Even worshiped. But don't stalk them. 
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Edited by
machug
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Sat 10/01/11 04:42 PM
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