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Topic: DEAR LUV2ROKNROLLBY!
luv2roknroll's photo
Mon 11/07/11 10:36 AM

laugh laugh laugh I will make that call, how much are they and so they come in different colors of the rainbow?


OF COURSE THEY DO...LOOK AT ALL THESE COLORS!!!



AND THE START AS LOW AS $69.69 AND GO TO ABOUT $6969.69 IN PRICE!

THATS 1-800-MYD-ILDO

CALL NOW!

luv2roknroll's photo
Mon 11/07/11 10:36 AM
Edited by luv2roknroll on Mon 11/07/11 10:37 AM
And taking your calls LIVE..................................................

thewaterbearer's photo
Mon 11/07/11 10:49 PM
laugh laugh laugh I like the purple onelove love love love love love The check is in the mail for 6969.69laugh

luv2roknroll's photo
Tue 11/08/11 10:19 AM

laugh laugh laugh I like the purple onelove love love love love love The check is in the mail for 6969.69laugh


WOOO HOOO!

SOME LADY JUST SENT US 7 GRAND FOR A DILDO!

I CAN QUIT MAKING THESE STUPID COMMERCIALS, AND TAKE A CRUISE FOR A WEEK!

thewaterbearer's photo
Tue 11/08/11 04:31 PM
shocked shocked laugh laugh laugh flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou

luv2roknroll's photo
Wed 11/09/11 09:15 AM
And we are LIVE and online, and taking YOUR calls................

motowndowntown's photo
Wed 11/09/11 04:24 PM
Dear Luvtorockandrollerby;

My girlfriend called 1 800 MYD ILDO.

Now the only time she calls me is when she wants me to pick up
batteries. She hasn't left the house in week. What should I do?

Ruth34611's photo
Wed 11/09/11 04:27 PM
<----Just an audience member watching the show. :tongue:

thewaterbearer's photo
Wed 11/09/11 04:37 PM
Yeah I am watching too, and making some popcorn, I like this thread.:tongue:

Ruth34611's photo
Wed 11/09/11 04:56 PM
drinker

luv2roknroll's photo
Wed 11/09/11 05:33 PM
Edited by luv2roknroll on Wed 11/09/11 05:34 PM

Dear Luvtorockandrollerby;

My girlfriend called 1 800 MYD ILDO.

Now the only time she calls me is when she wants me to pick up
batteries. She hasn't left the house in week. What should I do?


Online LIVE with Mowtown..........thanks for the call...............

I would suggest taking the dildo apart, and hooking it up so that it can be plugged into the wall rather than using batteries.

I know from my own experience, this can be done.

You will save a fortune on batteries.

And dont worry about her not leaving the house,

she can always have take-out food delivered.




And next caller please............................................

luv2roknroll's photo
Wed 11/09/11 05:34 PM

Yeah I am watching too, and making some popcorn, I like this thread.:tongue:
flowerforyou

no photo
Wed 11/09/11 06:15 PM
hey you,
how come some callers get popcorn and others don't what

luv2roknroll's photo
Thu 11/10/11 07:07 PM
Edited by luv2roknroll on Thu 11/10/11 07:07 PM

hey you,
how come some callers get popcorn and others don't what
LIVE with Turtle................thanks for your call....




POSSIBLY,

because they go to THE STORE,

and BUY IT!










And next caller please, LIVE and online answering your questions......

no photo
Thu 11/10/11 07:21 PM
grumble

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 11/11/11 10:58 AM

grumble


(insert the "like, duh" smiley here).

motowndowntown's photo
Fri 11/11/11 03:42 PM
Dear Luvtorockenrollerby;

I took your advise and rewired my girlfriends 1 800 MYD ILDO for house current.

The fire department has been to her house five times now because her
electric meter is spinning so fast it is overheating.
And she has maxed out her credit card on pizza and Chinese food delivery.

She wants me to come over and erect a solar panel.

She also wants me to bring over, a large bucket of KFC, five gallons
of spumoni ice cream, and two cases of KY jelly.

What should I do?

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 11/11/11 03:57 PM

Dear Luvtorockenrollerby;

I took your advise and rewired my girlfriends 1 800 MYD ILDO for house current.

The fire department has been to her house five times now because her
electric meter is spinning so fast it is overheating.
And she has maxed out her credit card on pizza and Chinese food delivery.

She wants me to come over and erect a solar panel.

She also wants me to bring over, a large bucket of KFC, five gallons
of spumoni ice cream, and two cases of KY jelly.

What should I do?
Online LIVE with Mowtown....................good to talk to you



I say,

get crackin,

before the KFC,

and the store closes.

Erect the solor panel, tomorrow,

and get her another credit card,

and YOU pay for that one.



Thanks for your call...always nice to talk to Mo....................

thewaterbearer's photo
Fri 11/11/11 04:13 PM
Dear Luvtorockenrollby, it seems like I can't makeup my mind about breckfast stuff in the morning, I don't have alot of time to make breckfast, so I just drink coffee and pour a bowl of sugar dinkies cereal and wolf it all down, any breckfast suggestions thats quick and easy, and don't put down eggs, I dislike eggs, imagine eating something that comes out of a chickens butt.sick

luv2roknroll's photo
Sat 11/12/11 11:36 AM

Dear Luvtorockenrollby, it seems like I can't makeup my mind about breckfast stuff in the morning, I don't have alot of time to make breckfast, so I just drink coffee and pour a bowl of sugar dinkies cereal and wolf it all down, any breckfast suggestions thats quick and easy, and don't put down eggs, I dislike eggs, imagine eating something that comes out of a chickens butt.sick


Online live with Christine.....nice to talk to you again.............

Grape Nuts Breakfast Bars
Huevos Rancheros(without eggs)
Mission Fritada With Wine Syrup
Toad In A Hole
Tomato Frittata
Cupcakes With Cheddar Cheese Frosting
Mexican Jack Hash
Bacon Pita Pockets
Poor Man’s Biscuits And Gravy
Vegetable Frittata
Breakfast On The Run
Avocado Bacon Swiss Cheese Sandwich
Corned Beef Oven Hash
Rosemary Hash Browns
Sour Cream pockets
Creole Ham
Curried Bacon
Santa Fe Stuffed Toast
Blueberry French Toast
Strawberry Stuffed French Toast
Strawberry, Banana And Cream Cheese French Toast
Stuffed French Toast With Grand Marnier Fruit Sauce
Tortilla French Toast
Overnight Caramel Apple French Toast
Almond French Toast
Sticky Bun French Toast
Apricot Cream Cheese French Toast
Breakfast Bagel
Ginger Yogurt with Fruit
Granola with Fresh Fruit
Healthy Breakfast Frittata
Hot Polenta Breakfast with Dried Fruit Compote – Non-Dairy
Italian Tofu Frittata
Morning Power Smoothie
Mushroom, Tomato, Basil Frittata
Perfect Oatmeal
Hash and Collard Greens & Shiitake Mushrooms
Hash and Sauteed Greens
Bacon, Spinach & Mushrooms
Garden Rancheros(eggless)
Summer Frittata
Swiss Breakfast
Tropical Breakfast Risotto
Tropical Energy Smoothie
Breakfast Bagel
Ginger Yogurt with Fruit
Granola with Fresh FruitItalian Tofu Frittata
Morning Power Smoothie
Mushroom, Tomato, Basil Frittata
Perfect OatmealSummer Frittata
Swiss Breakfast
Tropical Breakfast Risotto
Tropical Energy Smoothie
Bran & Apricot
Bran Flakesstewed prunes
buttered toast, often spread with orange marmalade
tea
orange juiceone English-style sausage
two rashers of crispy fried bacon
a portion of fried mushrooms (browned)
two slices of fried black pudding (a type of sausage made with pig's blood)
half a tomato, fried until brown
one slice of fried bread (a slice of white bread fried in oil, preferably the oil used to cook the bacon).........................................................................................................................................................................................................

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