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docbiotch, I am currently growing a beard, but I'm seriously thinking about shaving off the mustash. what do you think, mustash or no mustash??

Live with Turtle......thanks for the call....

I like go-tees on guys, the kinda beard, mustash combo, but clipped close, not long,

but a beard alone....yuch,

and a mustash alone...yuch.

So either a go-tee, or no hair on the face.



Ive been trying to get Gearhead, to shave that, "dead rat", off his lip for years.



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thanks. I think I'll go without the tash

Than you gotta lose the beard too.

WHAT?

THEN WHY THE HELL DID YOU ASK ME,

IF YOU WERENT GONNA DO WHAT I SAID TO DO?

GEEZZZE!

THESE STUPID PEOPLE,

CALL ME,

ASKING ME ALL KINDS,

OF CRAZY SHEET,

AND THEN WHEN I GIVE THEM,

DAMN GOOD ADVICE,

THEY DONT LISTEN TO A FRIGGEN WORD,

I TELL THEM.

IM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SICK OF IT!








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I'd like to speak to your supervisor

I wouldnt do that, if I were you.

never mind

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Hi Dr Luv, this is Jade, and I have a question for you. Ash says he wants to marry me...what should I do? I dont really even know him, but he is really good lookin, and sweet.