Topic: Cheesiest Pick up Line
machug's photo
Thu 09/29/11 04:08 PM

Of course I would. Even if you didnt say that, can I still do it?

The cheesiest said to me..."fancy a bj?"

still, maybe it wasnt that bad because it did work.:laughing:




Who could resist your...interesting green...self. Lol

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Fri 09/30/11 02:57 PM
Hey machug, like the new picture. Its like you are blossoming, each time a little more beauty is revealed..

flowerforyou

...as for the green-ness, you know (or at least you suspect) that I'm not really green dont you:laughing:

machug's photo
Fri 09/30/11 06:24 PM

Hey machug, like the new picture. Its like you are blossoming, each time a little more beauty is revealed..

flowerforyou

...as for the green-ness, you know (or at least you suspect) that I'm not really green dont you:laughing:


Thank you for the sweet compliment.:heart: :heart:

I have suspected that you are not really green...but Looks are not THE most important thing. Sense of humor...that's sexy!

SilentlyScreaming's photo
Fri 09/30/11 06:40 PM

Hey machug, like the new picture. Its like you are blossoming, each time a little more beauty is revealed..

flowerforyou

...as for the green-ness, you know (or at least you suspect) that I'm not really green dont you:laughing:


YOU'RE NOT REALLY GREEN?!?!?! scared

whatssuup's photo
Fri 09/30/11 06:43 PM

Nice leg's.... What time do they open ? (rude)

Somebody phone god..... There is an angel missing (lame)

Excuse me but do you have the time ? Because I've got the place (OMG)

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Fri 09/30/11 06:57 PM


Nice leg's.... What time do they open ? (rude)

Somebody phone god..... There is an angel missing (lame)

Excuse me but do you have the time ? Because I've got the place (OMG)

those are not bad

altho I prolly would just laugh at him

I did have my first boyfriend after my divorce walk up to me in the pool hall when I was at the tables and say it's a small one but I know how to use it

I was a done deal - he had beautiful eyes - no rescue possible I spent the next 48 hrs with him...and more

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Fri 09/30/11 07:05 PM
I used to work as a lounge waitress so have heard most of the well known cliches

I did have this one venezulan guy ask me to marry him - when I told him it was one helluva line - he got upset

HE WAS FREAKIN SERIOUS

at closing I hid behind the bartender and brought my boyfriend to work every night until he left town

guys used to write shite on napkins with their phones # s all the time and tell me they had a "tip" for me...haha

- most of the napkins I didn't read - we (the waitresses) always just threw their stuff out in the trash so can't remember any of the lines

whatssuup's photo
Fri 09/30/11 07:09 PM





So..... What would like for breakfast ?

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Fri 09/30/11 07:22 PM






So..... What would like for breakfast ?


me? breakfast with a moose? u aren't the one on the floor are u?

whatssuup's photo
Fri 09/30/11 07:27 PM


Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.... nothing up my sleeves

(done in my best bullwinkle voice)

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Fri 09/30/11 07:44 PM



Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.... nothing up my sleeves

(done in my best bullwinkle voice)


this rabbit don't hide in no hat

watch me trip a moose on the loose:wink: devil

kayak69's photo
Fri 09/30/11 07:44 PM
A long time friend of mine used this one.

How would you like a sexual experience so intense

it will change your political beliefs?

And it worked, I saw it.drinker drinker

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Fri 09/30/11 07:49 PM
laugh that would require having political beliefs in the first place

kayak69's photo
Fri 09/30/11 07:52 PM
:laughing: Very true.:laughing:

pyxxie13's photo
Fri 09/30/11 10:17 PM
Are you tired? Because you been running through my mind all night.

machug's photo
Sat 10/01/11 10:39 AM
I have two

Are you a parking ticket, cause you have FINE written all over you.
(Hey Troublebug, YOU could use this one.)


Is your body from McDonalds? Because I'm lovin' it.
(This from my teenage son. After swatting him with the paper, he promised he would never use it. haha)

krupa's photo
Sat 10/01/11 10:45 AM
"Could we just please have sex?" It's worked on me twice.

Jenknee's photo
Sat 10/01/11 10:52 AM
The pick-up line was so nasty I can't type it. I turned him down.

Another nasty one- "You remind me of my ex-wife...she was a *****"

Lol, from a old biker who had skin that looked like leather that went well with his tacky leather vest, he also had what appeared to be a 30 year old mustache, etc., etc.


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Sun 10/02/11 05:00 PM
Jenknee, Im interested in any you have heard that have worked and that you think might work twice...especially if a guy dressed as a cartoon said it to you:laughing:

machug's photo
Sun 10/02/11 05:08 PM

Jenknee, Im interested in any you have heard that have worked and that you think might work twice...especially if a guy dressed as a cartoon said it to you:laughing:


Freddy, what happened to you sweetie?? You are looking scared.