I've been talking to a girl on here 3 or 4 times a week and
every time the conversation comes to a close she always says
'you get me wet 3 times a week,do you fancy giving me a wax
and polishing me off?'
I always avoid answering because confusion for me lies in that
I work in a city centre car wash with a lot of regular customers
and although I dont recognize her photo could she be talking about
me polishing her car or polishing something else?
How do I ask without sounding either presumptuous or naive? :)

I would just tell her I could give her a wax

??????

Dude, that is a straight up proposition for sex. Is there a reason you don't wanna doink her?

how about:
"wax is 14.95, but i'll polish you off for free"

or

"wax and polish? sure, at home or on the car"

or

"are you asking me to wax your car, or have sex with you"

i guess it really depends on how the rest of your conversations have been. good luck bro

Well ..you can always ask.
But I am pretty sure you already know.

Oh my gosh, honestly she couldnt be much more direct if she jumped on top of you

just ask what she'd like u to wax. simple enuff dearie

yabut josie...he's a guy

unfortunately she's only a figment of my imagination on a boring
Sunday afternoon(which I thought you'd probably get)
thanks for the advice tho' :)

Oooohhh..

Just a speck of advice my man. Women around here will quickly think you are just making schitt up if you are actually just making schitt up to talk about.

I myself go on actual experience to talk about...Not every one digs it but at least it's flat out honest.

Not actually telling you which way to go on this bro but, to my experience, women will drop you quick if they think you are just making it up.

Thanks,although it was supposed to be funny which I actually thought it was:)

I think that's her way of flirting with you. I don't think she talking about her car at all.

Wow, that's wasn't nice. You had me believing you.

I confessed my sins an hour before you posted! ;)

Some people post their replies before reading a whole thread, just like ybcat did.... next time you post something like this, you might want to say in the original post that it is hypothetical.

It was funny.

I didn't believe it for one fraction of a second. Girls just don't talk like that here on Mingle.

we dont?

Thanks Jeanniebean! :)

gullible. (no offense)

I have a meter in my brain that goes off and points to either "Lie" or "truth" and sometimes it teeters somewhere in between.