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| Topic: Ask a strange question of the person below you... - part 5 | |
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Nope.., But can you loan me one please ?
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Certainly.
Would you like me to loan you my twisted sense of humor? 
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I'm twisted enough would you like to untangle me
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  (((carold)))
Yes, I would like to untangle you. How can I untangle you, let me count the ways? 
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you can start with the toes 
or would you prefer fingers 
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It is your choice.
Would you like a body massage with your untwisting?
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yes I would
How about some nice scented oils
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Of course.
What brand of scented oils do you prefer? |
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Spencer gifts
On a scale from 1-10, how would you rate your ability to cuddle? |
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10+
Will you cuddle with a porcupine? |
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Totally.
But who would bring me the band-aid I'd need afterwards? |
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I would bring you a band-aid to help ya out.
Would you like me to help you out? Welcome to mingleville
PeaceLoveNMusic
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Oh yes please, I would love for you to help me out!
Of a fart exists alOne in the woods, and no one is around, does it still stink? |
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Have you ever fell into a thorn bush and could not get out ?
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Did you dispose of the body?
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Did you dispose of the body? If I told you I'd have to kill you. Do you snort when you laugh? |
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Did it sound like I did?
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Have you ever chatted with rara777?
HEY RARA!!!!!
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Have you ever chatted with rara777? HEY RARA!!!!!
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy (((lurchs_sister)))
It is so good to see you.
  Why yes, some of my best chats have been with rara777.
Would you like to chat with me?
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Sure... How much does it cost to rent a banana? |
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