Fine...

get your monkeys from Bangla Desh

I give a rats azz! Good night!

They say all break-ups are over money or sex.

This is proof to the world that you and I don't have sex.

Let me know if you wanna make up. :flower:

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A little editorial advice, Lovemetwotimesgirl:
"get your monkeys from Bangla Desh" would have read better as "then get your f-ing monkeys from Bangla Desh, azzole!!"

almost forgot! I you Wux!

Likewise, gorgeous.

Oh frig it, lets dance..........

Machine says I got a message from you and a request.

Machine shows no message from Lovemetwotimesgirl.

I think either the Machine crazy, or I am hallucinating, or else no idea what's going on.

What's going on? The machine says I got a message and Friend Request, and my mailbox shows nothing like that. Both the request and the message was sent 18 hours ago.

I hope I did not hurt your feeling by not replying to your messages... and you deleted them somehow.

Last night I went to bed, and this morning was busy, coz a crack addict in the next room is moving out, and I haul my valuables with me wherever I go. Both of my dollars. He was supposed to move out the day before yesterday, so for three days now I've been either a prisoner in hause arrest, or else hauling 18 lbs with me on the bicycle, wherever I go, such as a computer, a few hard drives, and my IDs that could be used to steal my identity.

At this point the landlord is still not skeptical. I told them two weeks ago that they, the landlord couple, have to get up off their assets, and go out and actively find a place for the guy, and do even the move themselves for him. The crackie is not evil, a good guy even, but he is completely incapable, and the landoppressors haven't realized it, I can't see how they were not able to. I think the guy is staying.

A university girl moves in into his room in a couple of days, and I think the cracky is not only incapable, but he had just figured out how to get a live-in young gorgeous girlfriend who will pay his rent, too.

I still have a lot to learn from him, I guess.

So don't worry, if that's the case (really, I don't know what the case is), I just got online this instant. But I have done to women this kind of thing, too, so I know how you must have felt if you felt that way.

They say all break-ups are over money and sex.

Ours was, even before our relationship began, over monkey and snooze.

Because... you and I are unique. Waaaay too much unique, if you ask any of my people.

Do you know how many times ive been suspended for saying the "F" word. And not the word itself, different clever ways, like f'n, or fuzuckin, ect. But when you use it in EVERY SINGLE POST like I used to, you get suspended, no matter how you spell it or say it!

Alittle advice from luvmetwotimesbabe: Dont use that word or any cuss words too much on Mingle, even cleverly spelled, or you will go to Mingle Jail. Im a convicted Mingle Jail Felon, believe me, I know!!

I sent you the first request trying to verbally assault you into accepting my friend request, threatening you with bodily harm, and using every cuss word in the book! I also threatened to have you killed if you didnt open up your testimonials so I could write something in them. There was no reply, and after 15 minutes of not being on your friends list, I figured, I must have offended the azzwhole...So I sent you another friend request, this time politely asking you to be my friend, and politely asking you to open your testimonials so I could write something in them. Another 15 minutes goes by and nothing...im still not on your list, so I emailed you to see what was up, 15 more minutes, no answer. AT this point I have wasted 45 minutes of my EXTREMELY BUSY life(I have no job, car, family, hobbies, interests, or friends, other than here, so you know im very busy)and lets face it, im not getting any younger here, ya know?

So I finally come to the conclusion to say, "F**k that a**whole, if he f'n doesnt want to be my mfering friend, than he can just pizz off, and I went to bed!

And she calls me "Psycho".

We're both friggen psycho, o.k.?

Hey, I resemble that remark.
However, I'm taking meds, and my doctor says that I'm getting better.

Im takin meds too, 10 a day,

and theres absolutely no hope for me, I already know,

but at least the doctors think im improving. Makes them feel like their doing something good!

Someones gotta feel good, and it aint gonna be me!

What? I thought you were taking the good drugs. I suppose that I should share them with you, too.

I take Clonazepam, Wellbutrin, and Prozac, and thats just for starters!

And NO, none of them get me high, or help my migraine headaches!

Well, if you want to get high, then just wait until my spaceship is repaired. Then you can go with me to collect space marshmallows.

Im on it!

But do we have to come back here to Earth?

I forgot to put these after this post........







Oh gawd, I really AM losing it. Now I have to write Wux, and make sure he knew THIS WAS NOT SERIOUS, IT WAS A JOKE!!GEEZ!!

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Its a little late to use those rolling smileys now Roberta, dont you think? You probably already pizzed him off thinkin you were serious, dumbazz!

Shut up, shut up, I know!

So she does it again, what a dork!

I know what happened, now that I think about it! Your request is NOT in your mailbox Wux, you have to click,"My Account", and you will see right next to mail(1 request), you have to click on THAT to recieve my request....I REALLY DO HOPE you knew I was kidding in that post. I forgot my

The first signs of senility for Luv2, when she forgets her

Ive actually been trying to use less of them, since I overuse the ^&*%$ out of them , but I didnt mean to not put any!



Somebody kill me please, before it gets worse!

O.k. I will!

SEE, NO HERE EITHER!!

OMG, it the beginning of the end!

Yup, thats what im thinkin too Roberta! Bummer!