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Topic: WANNA MONKEY AROUND?
luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 08/28/11 03:14 PM
Does the movin monkeys come with handsy hands? No... but if you order "Handsy Hands" now, you will receive not 1, not 2, but 3 "Sham Wow" towels.Heres just some of thier uses... Use them to clean the car Use them to clean the scene Use them to clean your toilet Use them as a loofa in the shower(not particularly in that order) Use them to cover a dead bugs body, until the coroner arrives Use them when your out of toilet paper Use them to wash your face(not particularly in that order) and many other uses. SO ORDER NOW!! Just charge it to gearhead for bringing a platypus around. ??????

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Sun 08/28/11 03:15 PM
Does the movin monkeys come with handsy hands? No... but if you order "Handsy Hands" now, you will receive not 1, not 2, but 3 "Sham Wow" towels.Heres just some of thier uses... Use them to clean the car Use them to clean the scene Use them to clean your toilet Use them as a loofa in the shower(not particularly in that order) Use them to cover a dead bugs body, until the coroner arrives Use them when your out of toilet paper Use them to wash your face(not particularly in that order) and many other uses. SO ORDER NOW!! Just charge it to gearhead for bringing a platypus around. Hey now, who doesn't like the Playful Platypus????

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 08/28/11 03:16 PM Edited by luv2roknroll on Sun 08/28/11 03:18 PM
now that remindsss me of the recent movie i watched- the rise of the planet of apes. Lol but damn $989.00 would empty my wallet. Robeta, how bout you give some discount? I do have some dwarf,"Movin Monkeys", that I could give you for 1/2 price......... get it, 1/2price! Ooooooooooo dwarf Movin Monkeys?!?! But, can they turn a wrench or finish drywall? And they're 1/2 price? I figured they'd be like dwarf strippers and cost twice as much! I'll take 20!!!! GREAT!! You will be receiving 20 "Movin Monkeys", for a total of $,,. And since you are a valued customer, for making such a large purchase, you will also receive... "Mr.Eggiehead". He slices, he dices, he chops, he smashes, eggs in seconds, and is also a great toy for children to play with at playtime, or in the tub. WHAT A GREAT DEAL!! Your order will be shipped immediately! not responsible for injuries due to the use of Mr Eggiehead 5? I want TWENTY dwarf Movin Monkeys and I want them now! Now get on that biotchy order form and fill in 20. That is 2 - 0. Not 5! And make sure you put down DWARF! Biotch is trying to send me 5 regular sized Movin Monkeys. Pfft! You just can't find good help nowadays...... If you read sir, it DOES say 20 on your order form...... now! Yeah, you better send the right amount and they better be dwarfs! Not regular sized ones cut off at the knees like the midget mongooses I ordered last time. YOU ORDERED FRIGGEN DWARFS, YOUR GETTIN FRIGGEN DWARFS, SIR.

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Sun 08/28/11 03:23 PM
now that remindsss me of the recent movie i watched- the rise of the planet of apes. Lol but damn $989.00 would empty my wallet. Robeta, how bout you give some discount? I do have some dwarf,"Movin Monkeys", that I could give you for 1/2 price......... get it, 1/2price! Ooooooooooo dwarf Movin Monkeys?!?! But, can they turn a wrench or finish drywall? And they're 1/2 price? I figured they'd be like dwarf strippers and cost twice as much! I'll take 20!!!! GREAT!! You will be receiving 20 "Movin Monkeys", for a total of $,,. And since you are a valued customer, for making such a large purchase, you will also receive... "Mr.Eggiehead". He slices, he dices, he chops, he smashes, eggs in seconds, and is also a great toy for children to play with at playtime, or in the tub. WHAT A GREAT DEAL!! Your order will be shipped immediately! not responsible for injuries due to the use of Mr Eggiehead 5? I want TWENTY dwarf Movin Monkeys and I want them now! Now get on that biotchy order form and fill in 20. That is 2 - 0. Not 5! And make sure you put down DWARF! Biotch is trying to send me 5 regular sized Movin Monkeys. Pfft! You just can't find good help nowadays...... If you read sir, it DOES say 20 on your order form...... now! Yeah, you better send the right amount and they better be dwarfs! Not regular sized ones cut off at the knees like the midget mongooses I ordered last time. YOU ORDERED FRIGGEN DWARFS, YOUR GETTIN FRIGGEN DWARFS, SIR. GOOD! Now, is it ok to take them skydiving while dressed in chicken outfits, or do they oppose that and start throwing chit?

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 08/28/11 04:17 PM
now that remindsss me of the recent movie i watched- the rise of the planet of apes. Lol but damn $989.00 would empty my wallet. Robeta, how bout you give some discount? I do have some dwarf,"Movin Monkeys", that I could give you for 1/2 price......... get it, 1/2price! Ooooooooooo dwarf Movin Monkeys?!?! But, can they turn a wrench or finish drywall? And they're 1/2 price? I figured they'd be like dwarf strippers and cost twice as much! I'll take 20!!!! GREAT!! You will be receiving 20 "Movin Monkeys", for a total of $,,. And since you are a valued customer, for making such a large purchase, you will also receive... "Mr.Eggiehead". He slices, he dices, he chops, he smashes, eggs in seconds, and is also a great toy for children to play with at playtime, or in the tub. WHAT A GREAT DEAL!! Your order will be shipped immediately! not responsible for injuries due to the use of Mr Eggiehead 5? I want TWENTY dwarf Movin Monkeys and I want them now! Now get on that biotchy order form and fill in 20. That is 2 - 0. Not 5! And make sure you put down DWARF! Biotch is trying to send me 5 regular sized Movin Monkeys. Pfft! You just can't find good help nowadays...... If you read sir, it DOES say 20 on your order form...... now! Yeah, you better send the right amount and they better be dwarfs! Not regular sized ones cut off at the knees like the midget mongooses I ordered last time. YOU ORDERED FRIGGEN DWARFS, YOUR GETTIN FRIGGEN DWARFS, SIR. GOOD! Now, is it ok to take them skydiving while dressed in chicken outfits, or do they oppose that and start throwing chit? <-------------thinking And I wanna live with this guy?

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Sun 08/28/11 04:52 PM
now that remindsss me of the recent movie i watched- the rise of the planet of apes. Lol but damn $989.00 would empty my wallet. Robeta, how bout you give some discount? I do have some dwarf,"Movin Monkeys", that I could give you for 1/2 price......... get it, 1/2price! Ooooooooooo dwarf Movin Monkeys?!?! But, can they turn a wrench or finish drywall? And they're 1/2 price? I figured they'd be like dwarf strippers and cost twice as much! I'll take 20!!!! GREAT!! You will be receiving 20 "Movin Monkeys", for a total of $,,. And since you are a valued customer, for making such a large purchase, you will also receive... "Mr.Eggiehead". He slices, he dices, he chops, he smashes, eggs in seconds, and is also a great toy for children to play with at playtime, or in the tub. WHAT A GREAT DEAL!! Your order will be shipped immediately! not responsible for injuries due to the use of Mr Eggiehead 5? I want TWENTY dwarf Movin Monkeys and I want them now! Now get on that biotchy order form and fill in 20. That is 2 - 0. Not 5! And make sure you put down DWARF! Biotch is trying to send me 5 regular sized Movin Monkeys. Pfft! You just can't find good help nowadays...... If you read sir, it DOES say 20 on your order form...... now! Yeah, you better send the right amount and they better be dwarfs! Not regular sized ones cut off at the knees like the midget mongooses I ordered last time. YOU ORDERED FRIGGEN DWARFS, YOUR GETTIN FRIGGEN DWARFS, SIR. GOOD! Now, is it ok to take them skydiving while dressed in chicken outfits, or do they oppose that and start throwing chit? <-------------thinking And I wanna live with this guy? Hey, at least I'm trying to avoid all the chit splatters on the walls.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 08/29/11 01:50 PM
now that remindsss me of the recent movie i watched- the rise of the planet of apes. Lol but damn $989.00 would empty my wallet. Robeta, how bout you give some discount? I do have some dwarf,"Movin Monkeys", that I could give you for 1/2 price......... get it, 1/2price! Ooooooooooo dwarf Movin Monkeys?!?! But, can they turn a wrench or finish drywall? And they're 1/2 price? I figured they'd be like dwarf strippers and cost twice as much! I'll take 20!!!! GREAT!! You will be receiving 20 "Movin Monkeys", for a total of $,,. And since you are a valued customer, for making such a large purchase, you will also receive... "Mr.Eggiehead". He slices, he dices, he chops, he smashes, eggs in seconds, and is also a great toy for children to play with at playtime, or in the tub. WHAT A GREAT DEAL!! Your order will be shipped immediately! not responsible for injuries due to the use of Mr Eggiehead 5? I want TWENTY dwarf Movin Monkeys and I want them now! Now get on that biotchy order form and fill in 20. That is 2 - 0. Not 5! And make sure you put down DWARF! Biotch is trying to send me 5 regular sized Movin Monkeys. Pfft! You just can't find good help nowadays...... If you read sir, it DOES say 20 on your order form...... now! Yeah, you better send the right amount and they better be dwarfs! Not regular sized ones cut off at the knees like the midget mongooses I ordered last time. YOU ORDERED FRIGGEN DWARFS, YOUR GETTIN FRIGGEN DWARFS, SIR. GOOD! Now, is it ok to take them skydiving while dressed in chicken outfits, or do they oppose that and start throwing chit? <-------------thinking And I wanna live with this guy? Hey, at least I'm trying to avoid all the chit splatters on the walls. Finally someone posts on one of my threads, and its this jibberish chit! Un f'n real!

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Mon 08/29/11 05:38 PM
I would like to order one, but I am not sure that in my country it is legal for monkeys to own monkeys. If it is legal, I'll order one, and another one to be his own property. ---------- Oh: one more use for monkeys: order one for somebody you don't like, then report him or her for keeping wildlife. It only works if it is illegal to keep wildlife where he or she lives. In the local bars and in the fraternity homes where I live, wildlife is kosher.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Mon 08/29/11 06:38 PM
Uh oh. Now you've done it. Your "monkey" jokes have upset Bruno. You don't want to upset Bruno. This is Bruno:

Moeinthesnow Joined Fri 06/10/11 Posts: 210	Mon 08/29/11 07:10 PM
I would love to get one of your "movin monkeys" so it could drive me home after a night at karaoke but can it drive a stick shift?

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Mon 08/29/11 07:27 PM Edited by wux on Mon 08/29/11 07:29 PM
Experience the joys of motherhood, without getting pregnant ^^^ This would be a hundred times more convincing if the monkey sucked on the woman's nipple, not on a stupid bottle. Help you ladies with hair style, make-up, and fashion tips ^^^ This babe looks much better than some of the old ladies I used to play Bridge with. Secure your home, WITHOUT an alarm system I like this. It has the spirit of old warriors, not the new worriers. In the old days the warriors swashbuckled, and raped all the wine and drank all the women. They enjoyed killing the enemy, it gave them a hard on. Please see illustration above. These days the worriers with guns are running around scared of the wart tribunal, of the press, of the court marshall, of the foreign exchange rates, of the mortgage payments, of the drug habits, of the warm-up effect of the gunfire on the environment, of God, of getting pregnant. Tell jokes, and entertain guests at your next party This monkey is not only funny, but resembles the guy i went to high school with. He actually looks like him. Geza Gy. In Budapest. Anno 1970. The resemblance is uncanny. *credit cards not accepted* offer only available while supply lasts no returns or refunds not responsible for possible damage caused by "Movin Monkeys" *this offer not available in "Bum Phuck Egypt". I laugh at you. I just bought a monkey at WalMart earlier today, and they took a Visa payment. I actually asked if they took Visa (I was at first doubtful if they had the technology -- this was today in London, Ontario) and the cashier said, "WalMart never said "No" to money yet." No nyet yet. So this hifalutin' California monkey business will lose a lot of business to walmart, unless it smartens up and starts to take money for payment.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 08/29/11 08:17 PM Edited by luv2roknroll on Mon 08/29/11 08:22 PM
I would like to order one, but I am not sure that in my country it is legal for monkeys to own monkeys. If it is legal, I'll order one, and another one to be his own property. ---------- Oh: one more use for monkeys: order one for somebody you don't like, then report him or her for keeping wildlife. It only works if it is illegal to keep wildlife where he or she lives. In the local bars and in the fraternity homes where I live, wildlife is kosher. GREAT!!! 2 "Movin Monkeys" on the way to you as soon as we recieve a check or money order for 1 $1,978.OO + shipping....and you too will recieve "Mr Eggiehead" with your order! Thank you, Mr Wux! Fine...give us your credit card # (I tried to stay honest, damnit!)

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 08/29/11 08:19 PM
Uh oh. Now you've done it. Your "monkey" jokes have upset Bruno. You don't want to upset Bruno. This is Bruno:

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Mon 08/29/11 08:25 PM Edited by wux on Mon 08/29/11 08:26 PM
GREAT!!! 2 "Movin Monkeys" on the way to you as soon as we recieve a check or money order for 1 $1,978.OO + shipping....and you too will recieve "Mr Eggiehead" with your order! Thank you, Mr Wux! Can I send you cash in the mail? It's easier for me from here in Canada. In fact, it is impossible to get a US cheque drawn here that a US bank will honour. So... it just so happens that I have a Confederate $1978 banknote on me... the fathers used it to buy alaska, and with the other one, California. This is inflation running amok... Manhattan only cost a case of beer and BJs to everyone in the tribe by one of the Founding Fathers. ------------- Kids, don't write this in your history reports.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 08/29/11 08:25 PM Edited by luv2roknroll on Mon 08/29/11 08:32 PM
Experience the joys of motherhood, without getting pregnant ^^^ This would be a hundred times more convincing if the monkey sucked on the woman's nipple, not on a stupid bottle. Help you ladies with hair style, make-up, and fashion tips ^^^ This babe looks much better than some of the old ladies I used to play Bridge with. Secure your home, WITHOUT an alarm system I like this. It has the spirit of old warriors, not the new worriers. In the old days the warriors swashbuckled, and raped all the wine and drank all the women. They enjoyed killing the enemy, it gave them a hard on. Please see illustration above. These days the worriers with guns are running around scared of the wart tribunal, of the press, of the court marshall, of the foreign exchange rates, of the mortgage payments, of the drug habits, of the warm-up effect of the gunfire on the environment, of God, of getting pregnant. Tell jokes, and entertain guests at your next party This monkey is not only funny, but resembles the guy i went to high school with. He actually looks like him. Geza Gy. In Budapest. Anno 1970. The resemblance is uncanny. *credit cards not accepted* offer only available while supply lasts no returns or refunds not responsible for possible damage caused by "Movin Monkeys" *this offer not available in "Bum Phuck Egypt". I laugh at you. I just bought a monkey at WalMart earlier today, and they took a Visa payment. I actually asked if they took Visa (I was at first doubtful if they had the technology -- this was today in London, Ontario) and the cashier said, "WalMart never said "No" to money yet." No nyet yet. So this hifalutin' California monkey business will lose a lot of business to walmart, unless it smartens up and starts to take money for payment. It was YOUR idea, remember that!! Your credit card # sir, and hey bullchit, Walmart doesnt sell monkeys so bite me!

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Mon 08/29/11 08:31 PM Edited by wux on Mon 08/29/11 08:37 PM
It was YOUR idea, remember that!! Your credit card # sir, and hey bullchit, Walmart doesnt sell monkeys so bite me! Check. One monkey bite coming up. --- Stuffed monkeys!!! Plush monkeys. Plastic monkeys. Wooden monkeys. Glass monkeys (from the Glass Menagerie). Make-up monkeys, eraser monkeys, love monkeys, stick monkeys, monkey-shaped vibrators, BJ monkeys, monkeys whose eyes light up when they see you (with high-intensity LED lights -- batteries sold separately). There are also ginger-bread monkeys, monkey-shaped wiener-schnitzels, and wiener-schnitzel-shaped monkeys. These are all available for Visa at Walmart.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 08/29/11 08:36 PM
GREAT!!! 2 "Movin Monkeys" on the way to you as soon as we recieve a check or money order for 1 $1,978.OO + shipping....and you too will recieve "Mr Eggiehead" with your order! Thank you, Mr Wux! Can I send you cash in the mail? It's easier for me from here in Canada. In fact, it is impossible to get a US cheque drawn here that a US bank will honour. NO!

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Mon 08/29/11 08:39 PM Edited by wux on Mon 08/29/11 08:40 PM
GREAT!!! 2 "Movin Monkeys" on the way to you as soon as we recieve a check or money order for 1 $1,978.OO + shipping....and you too will recieve "Mr Eggiehead" with your order! Thank you, Mr Wux! Can I send you cash in the mail? It's easier for me from here in Canada. In fact, it is impossible to get a US cheque drawn here that a US bank will honour. NO! Look, you have to bend a little, too. I am already doing you a favour -- I could get the same monkeys from Bangla Desh for ten cents a dozen, incl. shipping and handling. (Except one has to order minimum ten thousand of them on the first order.)

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 08/29/11 08:43 PM
GREAT!!! 2 "Movin Monkeys" on the way to you as soon as we recieve a check or money order for 1 $1,978.OO + shipping....and you too will recieve "Mr Eggiehead" with your order! Thank you, Mr Wux! Can I send you cash in the mail? It's easier for me from here in Canada. In fact, it is impossible to get a US cheque drawn here that a US bank will honour. NO! Look, you have to bend a little, too. I am already doing you a favour -- I could get the same monkeys from Bangla Desh for ten cents a dozen, incl. shipping and handling. (Except one has to order minimum ten thousand of them on the first order.) How about "dwarf monkeys" for 1/2 price, CHECK, MONEY ORDER, OR CREDIT CARD # YEAH, CREDIT CARD #

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Mon 08/29/11 09:09 PM
Look, you have to bend a little, too. I am already doing you a favour -- I could get the same monkeys from Bangla Desh for ten cents a dozen, incl. shipping and handling. (Except one has to order minimum ten thousand of them on the first order.) How about "dwarf monkeys" for 1/2 price, CHECK, MONEY ORDER, OR CREDIT CARD # YEAH, CREDIT CARD # No can do. If I want to see a dwarf monkey, I look in the mirror. Nice try, though. If you are so hard up for cash that you are trying to peddle off your old bfs and groupies, talk to me and we'll see if we can work out something. I know a whole line-up of millionnaire African ex-businessmen who are made of money and need to get out of their countries, quickly, even illegally, even if it means lying to a North American woman.