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| Topic: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard | |
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my whipped ice dairy drink brings the attention of many males to my place of residence and/ or employment, and they declare that its quality far surpasses that of yours. absolutely, it far surpasses yours. i could convey to you the recipe, but i would have to demand compensation. That actually made my stuff shrivel like a frightened turtle. hehehehehe You got a kinky way of talkin dirty B. That made me spoil a brand new pair of underpants. Better than the original! |
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Sir Dan...
I hereby bestow upon thee the Nom de Plume "Skid Mark" Bear it with pride brother. |
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Sir Dan... I hereby bestow upon thee the Nom de Plume "Skid Mark" Bear it with pride brother. I will do, thank you kind sir pour l'honneur! But i must admit, i spoilt them avec beaucoup de semen. |
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And when i say beaucoup, i mean beaucoup.
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And what exactly would happen if one was lactose intolerant?!
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I have to go with B on this one. Many women have a "milkshake". It's their sex appeal, swagger, the one thing that makes them well them.
I prefer Bossy by Kelis. 
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Forgive me for being a naive little virgin, but what is the meaning behind this song? Kelis: singer, When asked about the meaning of the song, she told The Observer that "It means whatever people want it to; it was just a word we came up with on a whim, but then the song took on a life of its own. she likened one's milkshake to one's mojo; "A milkshake is the thing that makes women special. It's what gives us our confidence and what makes us exciting. http://www.metacafe.com/watch/sy-23635776/kelis_milkshake_official_music_video |
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Well that makes a lot more sense.
Who said it was boobs?...See? I told ya you were talking rubbish! |
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And what exactly would happen if one was lactose intolerant?! Good question. They should probably stay away from Kelis, although im not sure how much milkshake will be left anyway, with all the boys there. |
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and I was still hoping I had a chance w/ my blender
did someone at some point say something about whips?  
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and I was still hoping I had a chance w/ my blender did someone at some point say something about whips?
No, i think you were just fantasising! Go and take a cold shower. |
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