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Topic: BLOW ME A JOB!!!
krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Sat 08/20/11 06:03 PM
I love me some Luv2. That woman is the woman that all men should seek to earn. Women should just learn how to lay back and enjoy the day. Too bad she thinks I am a lesbian....

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 08/20/11 06:05 PM
$7 AND SOME CHANGE!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM, CHEAP??? Give me $9.32 and we're on! Obviously I thought you were cheap But, if I am paying the better part of a $10....I better get some references. Dude, you see that crowd, and line over there, there is no concert tonight... im totally not hard up for buisness, as you can clearly see. References Pfffffffffffft! Now go away! NOW SERVING #112, #112, come on in babe!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 08/20/11 06:07 PM Edited by luv2roknroll on Sat 08/20/11 06:07 PM
I love me some Luv2. That woman is the woman that all men should seek to earn. Women should just learn how to lay back and enjoy the day. Too bad she thinks I am a lesbian.... All men are lesbians spaz!

Troublebug Joined Sat 09/11/10 Posts: 10912	Sat 08/20/11 06:31 PM
I love me some Luv2. That woman is the woman that all men should seek to earn. Women should just learn how to lay back and enjoy the day. Too bad she thinks I am a lesbian.... All men are lesbians spaz! I second that, WELL actually Most men are. Gay ones Aren;t really lesbians... well maybe like the Butch ones just a bit. Umm what was I saying?

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 08/20/11 06:40 PM
$7 AND SOME CHANGE!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM, CHEAP??? Give me $9.32 and we're on! Obviously I thought you were cheap But, if I am paying the better part of a $10....I better get some references. Dude, you see that crowd, and line over there, there is no concert tonight... im totally not hard up for buisness, as you can clearly see. References Pfffffffffffft! Now go away! NOW SERVING #112, #112, come on in babe! Why do I get the feeling im going to totally regret this joke?

winterblue56 Joined Sun 12/12/10 Posts: 2465	Sun 08/21/11 07:05 AM
Radio talk show host.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 08/21/11 07:08 AM
Radio talk show host. You guys have never even heard me talk? Maybe I talk all high and squeeky, or low and manly??Or maybe I sssssstudddderrrr? You dont know?

Moeinthesnow Joined Fri 06/10/11 Posts: 210	Sun 08/21/11 04:11 PM
Ok if you don't want to talk then how about a on line Dear Abby ( Dear Luv2) site. You could give advise to all the guys all over the world.

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Sun 08/21/11 04:20 PM
Radio talk show host. You guys have never even heard me talk? Maybe I talk all high and squeeky, or low and manly??Or maybe I sssssstudddderrrr? You dont know? She ACTUALLY sounds like Fran Drescher after sucking down a tank of helium. Yeah, RIGHT! I would have ripped my eardrums out with needle nosed pliers long ago if that was the case!

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sun 08/21/11 04:22 PM
#112 right here rock star

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 08/22/11 09:39 AM
Ok if you don't want to talk then how about a on line Dear Abby ( Dear Luv2) site. You could give advise to all the guys all over the world. Yeah, like they should all send me all of their money!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 08/22/11 09:41 AM
Radio talk show host. You guys have never even heard me talk? Maybe I talk all high and squeeky, or low and manly??Or maybe I sssssstudddderrrr? You dont know? She ACTUALLY sounds like Fran Drescher after sucking down a tank of helium. Yeah, RIGHT! I would have ripped my eardrums out with needle nosed pliers long ago if that was the case! I just woke up, and already, you guys have brought me tears laughing! Its gonna be a good day!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 08/22/11 09:46 AM
#112 right here rock star Ok, heres the menu... Round the world-$500.00 1/2 Way round the world-$250.00 1/4 Way round the world-$125.00 Just look at the world-$60.00 Just touch the globe-$30.00 Watch you do yourself-Priceless!

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Mon 08/22/11 06:25 PM
#112 right here rock star Ok, heres the menu... Round the world-$500.00 1/2 Way round the world-$250.00 1/4 Way round the world-$125.00 Just look at the world-$60.00 Just touch the globe-$30.00 Watch you do yourself-Priceless! I'll take 1/4 around the world for $125, Alex.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 08/22/11 08:21 PM
#112 right here rock star Ok, heres the menu... Round the world-$500.00 1/2 Way round the world-$250.00 1/4 Way round the world-$125.00 Just look at the world-$60.00 Just touch the globe-$30.00 Watch you do yourself-Priceless! I'll take 1/4 around the world for $125, Alex.

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Mon 08/22/11 08:24 PM
Im seriously thinking its time to rejoin the work force! If you were going to give me a job, what would it be? And why? (and "bl*w job" is not allowed) Public relations - you could handle the zany people

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Mon 08/22/11 08:28 PM
I see you in the Wild West. Reverse Cowgirl!!

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Mon 08/22/11 08:29 PM
#112 right here rock star Ok, heres the menu... Round the world-$500.00 1/2 Way round the world-$250.00 1/4 Way round the world-$125.00 Just look at the world-$60.00 Just touch the globe-$30.00 Watch you do yourself-Priceless! I'll take round the world for $500, so there better be plenty of kisssing!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 08/22/11 08:29 PM
Im seriously thinking its time to rejoin the work force! If you were going to give me a job, what would it be? And why? (and "bl*w job" is not allowed) Public relations - you could handle the zany people Takes one to know one, huh?

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 08/22/11 08:30 PM
I see you in the Wild West. Reverse Cowgirl!! Ummmmmmmm, whats a reverse cowgirl?