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| Topic: WHY DID THE PERSON ABOVE YOU GOT ARRESTED - part 2 | |
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For offering me a bribe.
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Edited by
rara777
on
Wed 09/28/11 05:00 PM
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For offering me a bribe.
For accepting a bribe. 
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For refusing to take off jackie_ star handcuffs and leg shackels.
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For a good ole fashion stalking.
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for impersonating a body builder
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For being an accessory to a crime... and not wearing one!
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For knowing too much.
And not sharing. |
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For contributing to my delinquency by encouraging me to kick azz in class tomorrow.
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For hiding on the Budweiser Girls national tour bus.
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for driving the Budweiser Natl tour bus
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for using a cheese grater on her calluses
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for not eating 5 fruits and veggies a day
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For telling and having the trashman push my car off her street.
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for returning Blockbuster videos to Netflix
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For stealing my bifocals again
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for making pancakes with plaster of paris
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For taking my song birds to a cat hang-out.
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for sending pizza pies to the Pope
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for being preg with my mans love child
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 For stealing birth control pills
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