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Please I am new here so if this game is already posted here I did not read them all yet LOL just tell me nicely ok??
The game is you come up with something funny anything that either happened to you in real life or something that would just not be a good idea!!! Example life lesson # 1. Make sure to duck getting in or out of vehicle OUCH (OOPS) |
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Don't look directly into the sun from 5 feet away.
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never sheer a llama when it's in heat.
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life lesson #2:
never stand on the balcony while your drunk boyfriend is peeing off of it and say hey look at this. |
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Don't run in the house.
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never tell a woman she's fat
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No running with scissors!!!!!
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don't wear KFC buckets on your head
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don't spit into the wind
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Do not wear shoes that are to small (Does that hurt) LOL!!!
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when on a farm watch where you step
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do not walk in yellow snow
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When puking on a speeding boat be sure to puke in the correct direction ..... not against the wind .
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Listen to your mom when she tells you you will shoot your eye out
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never and I mean never get into a passionate with a person with a runny nose ewwwww
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sorry a passionate KISS
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Don't get undressed if you live in a glass house
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DKW-running with scissors is my motto
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Never underestimate the kindness of your fellow man.
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When double parking make sure its not in front of a police station!!
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