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Never lick a 9-volt battery.
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Don't believe it when someone tells you you'll get a buzz from licking a frogs a*s
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don't push the little red button
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Never fry bacon in the nude.
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Always remember where you park your car in a mall parking lot otherwise you will walk around for hours looking for it!!!!
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even if you aren't, don't raise your hand when someone asks "who isn't wearing deoderant?".
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never lick the frozen pole......no matter what flavor they tell you it is
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never trust that hole in the bathroom, things come out of it
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always take the hard road, it's more gratifying
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Treat others the way you want to be treated
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if you make a mess, make sure you clean it up
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if you can fit it in your mouth, well... it doesn't mean you should. LOL
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be careful of what you swallow, because you never know if it will come out or how it will come out
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Life's a pile a crap and sometimes you step in it.
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always be aware of what you put out into the universe
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put what you want out into the universe, focus on it and it will come to you
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if it's not broken don't fix it
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your mother doesn't live here, so clean up after yourself
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always be aware of how you are carrying yourself and what you put out into the universe
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always beware the instant message LOL
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