One day, while going to the shop, I passed by a retirement village.
On the front lawn were six old ladies, lying naked on the grass.
I thought this was really unusual, but continued on my way.
On my return trip, I passed the same retirement village with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.
This time my curiosity got the better of me, and I went inside to talk to the retirement village Administrator,
and asked her, "Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?"
Yes,' she said, "aren't they darlings? They're retired prostitutes - they're having a garage sale."

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Viv you told me you were having a sale today but...

Reckon I might have seen this 'afore

let's just say....I didn't get rich

well ...you shouldn't have put your stuff on sale

reckon you're right...I thought it was funny.
especially since I am in the progress of a garage sale!

well...I can't get full price for my stuff

As long as you got something...you are ahead.

Vivian. you are having a "Garage" sale and didn`t tell me!!

If you would put your "stuff" on Ebay, I'll bid on it!!!

Too late it's over

You are completely out of "stuff"?

all my 'stuff' is gone.

Not even a little "stuff"?

not even a 'tad'

Hmmm, I do love a sale... do they come as a lot? Or do they come individually?

well da'gum....If I'd know there would be this much interest..I'd have advertised on Mingle! Now it's all gone to "Goodwill"