Oh i havevrything to offer an inteligent loving man, a loyal sincere friend and a wife that can understand him and support him in his life goals.

Don't be so stoopid, it's spellt Ick.

I know this trick. I am not going to fall for it a third time.

First it was in grade seven. A communist youth drive called for volunteers who had good marks in math. We geeks and goons all volunteered, and spent the next seven years in the Gulag.

Next, it was at the State Mental Institution at Humber Bay. The head nurse came in, looking for volunteers for BJs, and we got all excited, coz she was the only female on staff. I signed up, and spent the next three months on and off putting a big smile on the face of the hospital director.

So when you say you like smart men... is it for appetizers, or for their involuntary subjection to torture, or for working in the salt mines of south Nicaragua?

I am only asking, because the job that I do for a living now, is worse than the salt mine one. I'll entertain any offers. Will work for punishment and no food.

I suggest a hockey player or a soccer star. They are the ones into pursuing goals.

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P.s. if the indirect object is following the direct object in a sentence, please put a "to" in front of the indirect object.

For instance:

I give you an apple.
I give an apple to you.

These two sentences are equivalent in meaning, but you MUST put the "to" in the second one where you see it in the example, to maintain a good grammar-semantics relationships.