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Oh great.... The strippers are here!! Woooooooooo Hoooooooooo!! Helllllllllllllllloooooooooo gentlemen!! 
Great...now I have to become a Biotch on the weekends too:ohwell The sacrifices a biotch must make : 
Biotches Rule!! 
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I am here to join the club I have refernces to prove I belong here.. 1 from my first x 1 from my soon to be x 1 from the dude who parked his car in front of my building booming rap music at 3 am How many more do I need..{becouse the list goes on and on} 
Now thats a biotch!! 
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Hey it's morning rise and shine you Biotches 
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finally, made it!! i brought the biotch umbrella's, towels and chairs.
hey biotch, just set them up anywhere!!
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18) Your even a bigger biotch, than all the other biotches, that you know. That's right! I can Biotch with the best of them 
Pffffft. That's a very faint biotch, clear from Canada.
Think of it as some biotching from a top floor condo (Canada) Get the fook off my front lawn! 
let him in biotches!!! 
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finally, made it!! i brought the biotch umbrella's, towels and chairs.
hey biotch, just set them up anywhere!!
so you don't care where i put yours biotch??
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Biotch biotch biotch....
Is that all youz ever do?
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Aboot how high are you? This high! 
I see your points. Hey biotch... I dont mind the moose,(or whatever that is) being here, but keep him away from the food and bar... 
O.K???? Hey..... maybe he could be our mascot... he is pretty biotchen!! 
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finally, made it!! i brought the biotch umbrella's, towels and chairs.
hey biotch, just set them up anywhere!!
so you don't care where i put yours biotch??
anywhere but up my arse!!
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Edited by
JOHNN111
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Sat 07/02/11 10:36 AM
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Aboot how high are you? This high!
I see your points. Hey biotch... I dont mind the moose,(or whatever that is) being here, but keep him away from the food and bar...
O.K???? Hey..... maybe he could be our mascot... he is pretty biotchen!!
The Moose is loose!!!!
Oh and sumore biotching too
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Edited by
Ruth34611
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Sat 07/02/11 10:39 AM
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Canada grows some mighty fine biotchdudes and biochettes.
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Sat 07/02/11 11:09 AM
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Ok...
Now that we've got enough biotches to actually be a club.... its time to take the "biotch oath". All biotches, please raise your right hand and repeat after me......... I BIOTCH, DO SOLOMLY SWEAR,(CAN YOU HEAR ME IN THE BACK...ok...CAN SOMEONE GET THE MOOSE OFF THE TABLE PLEASE) OK.....WHERE WAS I??? I DO SOLOMLY SWEAR, THAT AS A MEMBER OF THE BIOTH CLUB..I WILL... 1)Biotch everyday and as often as possible. 2)Biotch at every one I see everyday, in some form or another. 3)Act like the proud biotch that I am, and be proud of it.. IM NOT HEARING YOU IN THE BACK. SAY IT LIKE A BIOTCH WOULD!!! 4)Call someone a biotch at least once a day. 5)(if you have any children) Biotch at them until they mind!! 6)Biotch at my spouse or mate, just for the hell of it. 7)Make as many other biotch friends as possible. 8)Always yell "biotch" at other drivers, even when they are doing nothing wrong. 9)Biotch LOUDER at my pets, because they dont understand english. 10)Be flattered when called a biotch, and thank whoever said it to you. 11)Proudly wear my biotch tee shirt (and yes, you will all be getting one) at least 2 times a week.(If you dont have a washer and dryer, I will issue you 2 shirts). 12)Will remember to always biotch,when talking to yourself. 13)Always be a biotch, to everyone, even old people.
14)Train myself to biotch even in my sleep. 15)Tell anyone who asks you, that you are a biotch. 16)Try to be the BIGGEST biotch that you possibly can. 17)Always respect your biotch sisters, by biotching at them, and calling them a biotch. 18)Work on even just looking like a biotch, without even saying a word. 19)Answer to the name,"Biotch", at all times. 20)Work towards getting biotch promotions everyday! AND I ALSO NEED TO LET YOU KNOW,THAT ANY BIOTCH, THAT BIOTCHES TO THE POINT OF LOSING HER VOICE...WILL INSTANTLY GET A PROMOTION IN THE CLUB.SO THATS A GOAL FOR YOU ALL TO WORK TOWARDS!! OK ALL TOGETHER NOW..... "IM A BIOTCH, AND PROUD TO BE REPRESENTING, BIOTCHES EVERYWHERE". (applause) Allright... your all officially members of the"Biotch Club".... NOW GO OUT THERE, AND ACT LIKE, A BIOTCH WOULD!!!! 
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Sat 07/02/11 11:20 AM
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The "Biotch Club" bible.
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