Some people will preffer TRIAL & ERROR basis than filling such a huge list of expectations

But that only goes so far -- everyone I've been with has been a TRIAL, and everyone I've been with has been an ERROR.

Aww, Lex... they are not in error, or an error.
Simply not your surprise, either.

I imagine that one day, you'll marry the most "vanilla, average" chica out there... and she'll be the most exciting thing in your life.
Quit puttin them on trial... put yourself there instead.

To all those that had to make a remark, this was just supposed to be for fun, that's all. No one said you had to do it. But why the comments?

Opps... I beg forgiveness for opening my mouth...
A social faux paux is my trademark...

To be honest here...

I refuse to fill out my answers on the questionnaire. Call me suspicious due to experience. The OP may be genuine and sincere in her intent, but I have no way of knowing that.

What I do know is that there have been matchmakers for dating services trolling this site in the past. I've had a few contact me. So, I'm not going to fill out anything that can be cut-and-pasted to create a profile by some other service that refers women to me, either here or elsewhere.

Think medication...

I don't like it when people put drugs in my food.

I would let my heart figure it out.

Grrr... perhaps you're right. I should logoff.

Hey comeon...comments too are for fun dear ( justlike the post...as u said!!!)

Cool

I've gotten really good at making mistakes over the years. Seriously, put me in a room full of 100 women, and I will walk out of there with the worst possible one for me. Works every time. Although, to be honest, none of the other 99 would really have been "successes," either!



I have a team of snipers in place to take me out if that sort of thing should ever happen.



I don't know, I think I've suffered enough already.

A guy who likes to be humourous most of the time, with a bubbly personality.

A nymphomaniac who happened to own a liquor store.

Part One: OK MY ANSWER TO ALL OF PART ONE IS IT DOESNT MATTER
i DONT MIND WHAT COLOUR HIS HAIR BODY OR WHATEVER IS AND I DONT CARE ABOUT HEIGHT OR SIZE. ALTHOUGH I DO LIKE MUSCLES BUT THEY WHERE NEVER A REQUIREMENT.


Part Two: Quality- aka their personality traits

What kind of temperament:
Type of personality (introverted/extroverted, etc.):
Name three things you'd love for them to have in common with you:
1. TO NOT GET ANGRY EASILY
2. TO BE EASY GOING
3. TO FORGIVE QUICKLY AND NOT HOLD ONTO THINGS
Do you subscribe to "opposites attract" or "like attracts like"?:
Would it matter what type of job he/she had?: I WOULD NOT LIKE SOMEONE IN A HIGH PRESSURE TIME CONSUMING JOB
Does it matter what they make financially?: MONEY IS NOT IMPORTANT
Would you prefer a homebody or a party animal?:DEFINATELY A HOME BODY WHO ENJOYED DOING A FEW OUTSIDE THINGS
A tender lover or an animal?: A LITTLE OF BOTH


Your "Requirements"- aka Musts and Deal breakers
Name up to five things/traits your ideal mate must have/subscribe to:
1. BE ABLE TO PUT UP WITH ME
2. BE ABLE TO LAUGH EASILY
3. BE PATIENT
4. LIKE CHANGES AND UNPREDICABILITY
5. PATIENCE PATIENCE PATIENCE
Name up to five things that you would consider "deal breakers" in a relationship:
1. DRINKER
2. CONTROL FREAK.
3. EXERCISE NUT. tHEY CAN LIKE IT BUT I DONT DO IT WITHOUT I WANT TO. I AM JUST NOT INTO MAKING MYSELF FEEL PAIN
4. BIG SWEARER
5. RUDE

Welcome to Mingle2, Bug

Part One: Superficial- aka "Looks"

Hair: Any ... or none
Eyes: any color as long as the pupils are not slits
Complexion: I always seem to end up with white guys
Piercings on face or body: doesn't matter
Tattoos: as long as every inch of his body isn't covered
Height & Weight: tall with a little bit extra to cuddle
Age (does it matter): older than my children, thank you.
Miscellaneous: one long strand of hair, coiled onto his head to simulate hair is definitely a turn-off!


Part Two: Quality- aka their personality traits

What kind of temperament: laid back

Type of personality (introverted/extroverted, etc.): a little bit shy is sexy ... at first.

Name three things you'd love for them to have in common with you:
1. kindness
2. sense of humor
3. religious beliefs

Do you subscribe to "opposites attract" or "like attracts like"?: Like, I guess. I'm not into "bad boys"

Would it matter what type of job he/she had?: Nope, as long as it's not illegal!

Does it matter what they make financially?: No but it matters how they use it. Don't want someone who can go through money like water, who doesn't pay his bills, child support, etc.

Would you prefer a homebody or a party animal?: homebody

A tender lover or an animal?: Yes .. and everything in between. Often.

Your "Requirements"- aka Musts and Deal breakers
Name up to five things/traits your ideal mate must have/subscribe to:
1. trustworthiness
2. compassion
3. a good work ethic
4. accepts me
5. affectionate

Name up to five things that you would consider "deal breakers" in a relationship:
1. racism
2. control freak
3. bad hygiene
4. cheating/lying
5. violent

Fun!

but what are some traits you truly appreciate in your ideal mate?)

Hair:LONG AND SILKY.
Eyes: NO THIRD EYE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREHEAD.
Complexion:NOT DEAD!
Piercings on face or body:I LIKE ONE SMALL RING IN ONE OF A MANS NIPPLES (SEXY)
Tattoos:ANYTHING BUT MY NAME IS COOL.
Height & Weight:I LIKE A TALL DRINK OF WATER&LIGHT ENOUGH TO TOSS AROUND ALITTLE.
Age (does it matter):AT LEAST 30, BUT NOT SO OLD HE WEARS DEPENDS.
Miscellaneous:SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO TIE GOOD BOYSCOUT KNOTS THAT I CANT GET OUT OF.


Part Two: Quality- aka their personality traits

What kind of temperament:
Type of personality (introverted/extroverted, etc.):
Name three things you'd love for them to have in common with you:
1.CRAZY
2.SEXY
3.NOT BROKE.
Do you subscribe to "opposites attract" or "like attracts like"?:CHEMISTRY ATTRACTS!
Would it matter what type of job he/she had?:NOPE
Does it matter what they make financially?:AS LONG AS THEY CAN HOLD UP THEIR END OF THE BILLS, IM COOL.
Would you prefer a homebody or a party animal?:SOMEONE WHO LIKES RUBBER CHICKENS AND INFLATABLE SHEEP IN THE BEDROOM.
A tender lover or an animal?:I WOULD LIKE HIM TO TEAR OFF MY CLOTHES, GRAB MY HAIR, MAKE ME EAT THE WALL,AND **** ME FOR 2 DAYS, AND ONLY COME UP FOR AIR!


Your "Requirements"- aka Musts and Deal breakers
Name up to five things/traits your ideal mate must have/subscribe to:
1.A PENIS
2.LONG HAIR (GOTTA HAVE IT TO BE WITH ME)
3.AT LEAST AS MUCH MONEY AS I DO(IM DONE SUPPORTING MEN)
4.LIVE WITH ME, OR VERY CLOSE BY (SO WE CAN BE TOGETHER OFTEN)
5.LOYALTY ( IF YOU CHEAT ON ME, I GOTTA KILL YA.)
Name up to five things that you would consider "deal breakers" in a relationship:
1.HES GAY
2.HE SLAMMED HIS PENIS IN THE DOOR, AND IT FELL OFF
3.HES A PETAFILE
4.HE HAS NO TEETH (I ENJOY BEING BITEN, LIGHTLY ON THE NECK)
5.HE ONLY SAYS HE LOVES ME,CAUSE HES HOMELESS, AND NEEDS A PLACE TO STAY

Please fill it out and let's discuss. :D

WOOHOO! I'm almost a perfect match! Just gotta work on that requirement #4.

Chit, if not for that, we would probably be married by now!!!

Whats it been 3 years??