This is why women should not take men shopping
against their will.

DON'T TAKE ME IF I DON'T WANT TO GO............

After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart.

Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get
out.

Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women--she loved to browse.

One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart.

Dear Mrs. Fenton,
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this
behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our
complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documente d by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, "Code 3 in Housewares - get on it right away."

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. September 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would
bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.

8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, "Why can't you people just
leave me alone?"

9. October 4: Looked right into the
security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his "Madonna
look" by using different sizes of funnels.

13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed
through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!"

And last, but not least,
1 5. December 23: Went
into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"

Regards,

Wal-Mart

ellgee...

This was a great list, thanks

wow my cousin got a litter like that

I've read that one before hon, but its always good for a laugh or 2.

as a walmart assistant manager i i recomend NOT doing any of these things.............




















they were fun when i did them tho!

oh so you wrote the letter

hhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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I have done the condom joke to older couples and the arguments between them are so funny. Many do not know what they are for and it makes for a laugh that you will never forget when the cashier explains what they are.

That is so funny!!
Would love to meet a man like that!
Sounds like he has the same kind of sense of humor as me.
I hate shopping too.

Yep, that really is funny! I like to shop at the local Wally World, but I try not to do any of those things!

I'm printing this as a todo list for tomorrow

Actually I like shopping and that list is why

ROFLMAO!!! THESE WERE GREAT!

I love it that was great.

ELLGEE YOU HURT ME ON THAT ONE

TOMORROW I'M GOING TO WAL-MART TONIGHT

ta heck with walmart,time for them to start shopping at target and the blue light special stores need customers bad lol.. very nice one ty 4 sharing lmao