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RKISIT's photo
Tue 05/31/11 06:07 PM
So i took my woman out to a bowling alley lounge,we had fries and a hot dog.i had on my baby blue collar button up to the neck shirt on,along with my grey parachute pants and baby blue Nike shoes,so you know i was lookin good.i also had The Rose by Bette Midler on the jukebox playin,ya know to set the mood.All of a sudden this guy with tats and a van dyke came up to my woman and said "hey babe lets hop on my Harley and go somewhere,we'll leave this stiff to himself."

i was appalled,if i didn't have my nice shirt on i would have punched him in the nose,really hard.well she left with him...i really don't get why women go for the bad guys or jerks it just doesn't make sense,i'm a nice guy.what did i do wrong.

thewaterbearer's photo
Tue 05/31/11 06:11 PM
You were to nice, should of kicked his azz, mabe you need to learn to be a jerk, just my thoughts.whoa

Simonedemidova's photo
Tue 05/31/11 06:12 PM
All but the grey parachute pants is believable.....how old is this story???? was this a recent story or one from your past?

Dragoness's photo
Tue 05/31/11 06:14 PM

So i took my woman out to a bowling alley lounge,we had fries and a hot dog.i had on my baby blue collar button up to the neck shirt on,along with my grey parachute pants and baby blue Nike shoes,so you know i was lookin good.i also had The Rose by Bette Midler on the jukebox playin,ya know to set the mood.All of a sudden this guy with tats and a van dyke came up to my woman and said "hey babe lets hop on my Harley and go somewhere,we'll leave this stiff to himself."

i was appalled,if i didn't have my nice shirt on i would have punched him in the nose,really hard.well she left with him...i really don't get why women go for the bad guys or jerks it just doesn't make sense,i'm a nice guy.what did i do wrong.


Your missing the point here.

That guy saved you a lot of trouble probably.

Good riddance, I always say....well no I don't ALWAYS say that but in this case....

RKISIT's photo
Tue 05/31/11 06:18 PM

All but the grey parachute pants is believable.....how old is this story???? was this a recent story or one from your past?
excuse me miss i think you have me confused with someone else

RKISIT's photo
Tue 05/31/11 06:20 PM

You were to nice, should of kicked his azz, mabe you need to learn to be a jerk, just my thoughts.whoa
well violence isn't my forte but maybe i should have

galendgirl's photo
Tue 05/31/11 06:21 PM
...had you only been bowling!

Simonedemidova's photo
Tue 05/31/11 06:23 PM


All but the grey parachute pants is believable.....how old is this story???? was this a recent story or one from your past?
excuse me miss i think you have me confused with someone else


HUH? line two you said you had a baby blue button up collared shirt and GREY PARACHUTE pants....I mean is this a true story or an old one?

RKISIT's photo
Tue 05/31/11 06:23 PM
Edited by RKISIT on Tue 05/31/11 06:24 PM


So i took my woman out to a bowling alley lounge,we had fries and a hot dog.i had on my baby blue collar button up to the neck shirt on,along with my grey parachute pants and baby blue Nike shoes,so you know i was lookin good.i also had The Rose by Bette Midler on the jukebox playin,ya know to set the mood.All of a sudden this guy with tats and a van dyke came up to my woman and said "hey babe lets hop on my Harley and go somewhere,we'll leave this stiff to himself."

i was appalled,if i didn't have my nice shirt on i would have punched him in the nose,really hard.well she left with him...i really don't get why women go for the bad guys or jerks it just doesn't make sense,i'm a nice guy.what did i do wrong.


Your missing the point here.

That guy saved you a lot of trouble probably.

Good riddance, I always say....well no I don't ALWAYS say that but in this case....
ty you are probably correctflowerforyou

motowndowntown's photo
Tue 05/31/11 06:25 PM
Maybe she didn't like your wiener.

RKISIT's photo
Tue 05/31/11 06:26 PM

...had you only been bowling!
well she always got mad cause i'd beat her in bowling,i'm very good at it i average like 115,she was a not so good bowler she averaged like 98

Simonedemidova's photo
Tue 05/31/11 06:29 PM
i love bowlingflowerforyou

RKISIT's photo
Tue 05/31/11 06:30 PM

Maybe she didn't like your wiener.
but it wasn't mine she got it from the bowling alley

bastet126's photo
Tue 05/31/11 06:30 PM
so the moral to the story is nice guys don't finish last, they just don't want to mess up their shirt?? hehe slurp slurp

RKISIT's photo
Tue 05/31/11 06:34 PM

so the moral to the story is nice guys don't finish last, they just don't want to mess up their shirt?? hehe slurp slurp
or beware of guys with tats and van dykes,maybe

Simonedemidova's photo
Tue 05/31/11 06:35 PM
what is a van dyke?

RKISIT's photo
Tue 05/31/11 06:41 PM
its a facial hair design

Simonedemidova's photo
Tue 05/31/11 06:43 PM
oh, so you are gonna skip ovr the parachute pant comment?? lol? u never answered my question

RKISIT's photo
Tue 05/31/11 06:46 PM

oh, so you are gonna skip ovr the parachute pant comment?? lol? u never answered my question
what about them,do you like parachute pants?

Simonedemidova's photo
Tue 05/31/11 07:03 PM
years ago i suppose, i just thought it was an old story, did not know you had a girl....woohoo

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