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So i took my woman out to a bowling alley lounge,we had fries and a hot dog.i had on my baby blue collar button up to the neck shirt on,along with my grey parachute pants and baby blue Nike shoes,so you know i was lookin good.i also had The Rose by Bette Midler on the jukebox playin,ya know to set the mood.All of a sudden this guy with tats and a van dyke came up to my woman and said "hey babe lets hop on my Harley and go somewhere,we'll leave this stiff to himself."
i was appalled,if i didn't have my nice shirt on i would have punched him in the nose,really hard.well she left with him...i really don't get why women go for the bad guys or jerks it just doesn't make sense,i'm a nice guy.what did i do wrong. |
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You were to nice, should of kicked his azz, mabe you need to learn to be a jerk, just my thoughts.
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All but the grey parachute pants is believable.....how old is this story???? was this a recent story or one from your past?
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So i took my woman out to a bowling alley lounge,we had fries and a hot dog.i had on my baby blue collar button up to the neck shirt on,along with my grey parachute pants and baby blue Nike shoes,so you know i was lookin good.i also had The Rose by Bette Midler on the jukebox playin,ya know to set the mood.All of a sudden this guy with tats and a van dyke came up to my woman and said "hey babe lets hop on my Harley and go somewhere,we'll leave this stiff to himself." i was appalled,if i didn't have my nice shirt on i would have punched him in the nose,really hard.well she left with him...i really don't get why women go for the bad guys or jerks it just doesn't make sense,i'm a nice guy.what did i do wrong. Your missing the point here. That guy saved you a lot of trouble probably. Good riddance, I always say....well no I don't ALWAYS say that but in this case.... |
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All but the grey parachute pants is believable.....how old is this story???? was this a recent story or one from your past? |
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You were to nice, should of kicked his azz, mabe you need to learn to be a jerk, just my thoughts. |
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...had you only been bowling!
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All but the grey parachute pants is believable.....how old is this story???? was this a recent story or one from your past? HUH? line two you said you had a baby blue button up collared shirt and GREY PARACHUTE pants....I mean is this a true story or an old one? |
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Edited by
RKISIT
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Tue 05/31/11 06:24 PM
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So i took my woman out to a bowling alley lounge,we had fries and a hot dog.i had on my baby blue collar button up to the neck shirt on,along with my grey parachute pants and baby blue Nike shoes,so you know i was lookin good.i also had The Rose by Bette Midler on the jukebox playin,ya know to set the mood.All of a sudden this guy with tats and a van dyke came up to my woman and said "hey babe lets hop on my Harley and go somewhere,we'll leave this stiff to himself." i was appalled,if i didn't have my nice shirt on i would have punched him in the nose,really hard.well she left with him...i really don't get why women go for the bad guys or jerks it just doesn't make sense,i'm a nice guy.what did i do wrong. Your missing the point here. That guy saved you a lot of trouble probably. Good riddance, I always say....well no I don't ALWAYS say that but in this case.... |
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Maybe she didn't like your wiener.
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...had you only been bowling! |
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i love bowling
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Maybe she didn't like your wiener. |
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so the moral to the story is nice guys don't finish last, they just don't want to mess up their shirt?? hehe slurp slurp
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so the moral to the story is nice guys don't finish last, they just don't want to mess up their shirt?? hehe slurp slurp |
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what is a van dyke?
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its a facial hair design
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oh, so you are gonna skip ovr the parachute pant comment?? lol? u never answered my question
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oh, so you are gonna skip ovr the parachute pant comment?? lol? u never answered my question |
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years ago i suppose, i just thought it was an old story, did not know you had a girl....woohoo
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