100% FREE ONLINE DATING
sponsored links
Previous
| Topic: What lies were you told??? | |
|---|---|
|
|
|
If the ice cream van's playing music, it means they've run out of ice cream.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
If the ice cream van's playing music, it means they've run out of ice cream. lol,, thats a good one, IM hearing alot of things for the first time in this thread,,,hilarious,,, 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
that there's a man in the moon
the moon is made of cheese |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
blonds have more fun....
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
^^^what she said^^^
you'd better find a man cause no one will want you when you are 40 ... boy were they wrong
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Nice guys finish first. Still cant see that finish line yet...haha
|
|
|
|
|
|
Edited by
prashant01
on
Tue 05/31/11 08:40 AM
|
|
That I'm HARDWORKING
& TRIES to complete the job in time
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
You are a child until you are 30. Well, I'm 28 in a few months, I feel like I have already lived my entire life. The part about being grown up has come and gone for me. My parents lied. I am now waving the white flag @_@ Wow! I told my kids when they turn 18 they are grown up and what happens from here on out are the choices they make. I also told them that I was not going to hear any "my parents fault" sob stories. Everyone has a disfunctional family in one way or another .
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Mine are NOT for viewing by small minds,,I DON'T FOLLOW their lead. But,,to be real,,,women shouldn't work just be a cook and baby maker., the only good black person is a dead one, if I ever brought one home he would kill them, school won't get you work, and work is all your ever do...women can't drive, gays should all be shot, a woman isn't worth sh-t unless she has Meat AND Potato's, foreign people should all be sent back to where they came. Drinking beer should be like drinking water..If she's old enough to bleed, she's old enough to breed,,a bath is a waste IF you do that more than once a week.... NOW,,,,,with all that being said,,, I KNOW,,,I turned out to be a much better person than THAT,,who TRIED to have me believe ALL THIS.... 
His road ended with HIM,,,Mine started a new path when I first found out he was wrong....at about eleven years old.... Thank You God for showing me the RIGHT way......
Well,,you asked?,,,,and truly,,,,People CAN over-come......
wow...what a creep <sorry>. I'm glad you realized the truth before you carried that with you through your life 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
My Mom caught me "playing with myself" and said that I would go blind.
I told her: " Mom, I already wear glasses"....  
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
the beatles are evil
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
crossing your eyes will make them freeze that way....well, I guess it was half true
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
That Santa existed. That the sandman existed. That i was beautiful. That i would one day end up marrying someone.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
That the Easter bunny existed, yeah right
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
That Santa existed. That the sandman existed. That i was beautiful. That i would one day end up marrying someone. Don't give up faith on the last two. 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
That i was beautiful. Hmmm...thats true lies!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
That the Easter bunny existed, yeah right
thats one of those 'lies' I got great joy out of as a kid,,, so fun to imagine and also reinforced my love for little bunnies,,lol |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
That the Easter bunny existed, yeah right
thats one of those 'lies' I got great joy out of as a kid,,, so fun to imagine and also reinforced my love for little bunnies,,lol 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
When I was a little kid and didn't know any better I always wanted my Daddy to stay home, I really couldn't understand the concept of why he had to go to work all the time, so one day I asked him if he can stay home, he said no I have to go make some bread and butter, well I didn't know what that meant, we already had bread and butter in the kitchen, so I asked him well, can you make candybars also, he chuckled and said will see, now one day he came home from work with a sack of candybars and in the other sack was some bread and butter, he sat me down that evening and explained to me that bread and butter was the term to make money, he explained that to me and asked me if I understood what he is saying, I said yes, he said good girl, since we had this little talk and now that you understand, here is some candybars for you that is what you call treats.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
that marriage is a good thing
|
|
|
|
|
