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well have found since turning 50 dates have disappeared They are on aisle 7 next to the raisins and prunes. giggle |
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well have found since turning 50 dates have disappeared They are on aisle 7 next to the raisins and prunes. giggle Hope they are not as expensive as prunes. 
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well have found since turning 50 dates have disappeared 
That was when? 
WWII 
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I know I'm going to have a problem remembering when I was 60. I just turned 60 in February and no benchmark setting events have happened yet.
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I know I'm going to have a problem remembering when I was 60. I just turned 60 in February and no benchmark setting events have happened yet.
a leap year 60... |
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I know I'm going to have a problem remembering when I was 60. I just turned 60 in February and no benchmark setting events have happened yet.
a leap year 60... Haven't played leap frog in a very long time. 
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I know I'm going to have a problem remembering when I was 60. I just turned 60 in February and no benchmark setting events have happened yet.
60 is the year you get divorced and get to start all over again.
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I know I'm going to have a problem remembering when I was 60. I just turned 60 in February and no benchmark setting events have happened yet.
60 is the year you get divorced and get to start all over again.
I must have thought I was 60 14 years ago then. I still have my booster cables out waiting for that jump start though. Do you think 14 years is a long time to wait? |
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I know I'm going to have a problem remembering when I was 60. I just turned 60 in February and no benchmark setting events have happened yet.
60 is the year you get divorced and get to start all over again.
I must have thought I was 60 14 years ago then. I still have my booster cables out waiting for that jump start though. Do you think 14 years is a long time to wait? Yes, 14 years is a very long time to wait...you are a patient man... 
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I'm used to whacks. Two seconds after I was born someone wearing a mask whacked me on the rear. Being the first time to experience a whack, I cried. Was it the Lone Ranger? Couldn't have been the Lone Ranger. My parents didn't have TV at the time. I think it was an alien abduction. All I remember is these huge bright lights with these weird masked beings looking over me. Hey girl... just stopped by and wanted to say hi... disappointed to hear you making fun of aliens leaving some of us behind, haha. xoxo |
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I know I'm going to have a problem remembering when I was 60. I just turned 60 in February and no benchmark setting events have happened yet.
60 is the year you get divorced and get to start all over again.
I must have thought I was 60 14 years ago then. I still have my booster cables out waiting for that jump start though. Do you think 14 years is a long time to wait? Yes, 14 years is a very long time to wait...you are a patient man...
Yeah, my battery terminals are getting corroded and my horn doesn't blow very loud anymore.
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I know I'm going to have a problem remembering when I was 60. I just turned 60 in February and no benchmark setting events have happened yet.
60 is the year you get divorced and get to start all over again.
I must have thought I was 60 14 years ago then. I still have my booster cables out waiting for that jump start though. Do you think 14 years is a long time to wait? Yes, 14 years is a very long time to wait...you are a patient man...
Yeah, my battery terminals are getting corroded and my horn doesn't blow very loud anymore.
You really should come in out of the weather. 
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I know I'm going to have a problem remembering when I was 60. I just turned 60 in February and no benchmark setting events have happened yet.
60 is the year you get divorced and get to start all over again.
I must have thought I was 60 14 years ago then. I still have my booster cables out waiting for that jump start though. Do you think 14 years is a long time to wait? Yes, 14 years is a very long time to wait...you are a patient man...
Yeah, my battery terminals are getting corroded and my horn doesn't blow very loud anymore.
You really should come in out of the weather.
I need a new paint job too. At least my motor isn't completely frozen up yet. I drink Texas crude oil to keep things freed up. 
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I know I'm going to have a problem remembering when I was 60. I just turned 60 in February and no benchmark setting events have happened yet.
60 is the year you get divorced and get to start all over again.
I must have thought I was 60 14 years ago then. I still have my booster cables out waiting for that jump start though. Do you think 14 years is a long time to wait? Yes, 14 years is a very long time to wait...you are a patient man...
Yeah, my battery terminals are getting corroded and my horn doesn't blow very loud anymore.
You really should come in out of the weather.
I need a new paint job too. At least my motor isn't completely frozen up yet. I drink Texas crude oil to keep things freed up.
I have some old paint in the barn...what color would you like to be? Hummm patient and oily...are you sure you aren't from Mexico? 
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I know I'm going to have a problem remembering when I was 60. I just turned 60 in February and no benchmark setting events have happened yet.
60 is the year you get divorced and get to start all over again.
I must have thought I was 60 14 years ago then. I still have my booster cables out waiting for that jump start though. Do you think 14 years is a long time to wait? Yes, 14 years is a very long time to wait...you are a patient man...
Yeah, my battery terminals are getting corroded and my horn doesn't blow very loud anymore.
You really should come in out of the weather.
I need a new paint job too. At least my motor isn't completely frozen up yet. I drink Texas crude oil to keep things freed up.
I have some old paint in the barn...what color would you like to be? Hummm patient and oily...are you sure you aren't from Mexico?
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I know I'm going to have a problem remembering when I was 60. I just turned 60 in February and no benchmark setting events have happened yet.
60 is the year you get divorced and get to start all over again.
I must have thought I was 60 14 years ago then. I still have my booster cables out waiting for that jump start though. Do you think 14 years is a long time to wait? Yes, 14 years is a very long time to wait...you are a patient man...
Yeah, my battery terminals are getting corroded and my horn doesn't blow very loud anymore.
You really should come in out of the weather.
I need a new paint job too. At least my motor isn't completely frozen up yet. I drink Texas crude oil to keep things freed up.
I have some old paint in the barn...what color would you like to be? Hummm patient and oily...are you sure you aren't from Mexico?
Color me beautiful. Guess I better check into getting a Green card huh? |
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I know I'm going to have a problem remembering when I was 60. I just turned 60 in February and no benchmark setting events have happened yet.
60 is the year you get divorced and get to start all over again.
I must have thought I was 60 14 years ago then. I still have my booster cables out waiting for that jump start though. Do you think 14 years is a long time to wait? Yes, 14 years is a very long time to wait...you are a patient man...
Yeah, my battery terminals are getting corroded and my horn doesn't blow very loud anymore.
You really should come in out of the weather.
I need a new paint job too. At least my motor isn't completely frozen up yet. I drink Texas crude oil to keep things freed up.
I have some old paint in the barn...what color would you like to be? Hummm patient and oily...are you sure you aren't from Mexico?
Color me beautiful. Guess I better check into getting a Green card huh? Yes...you know we have the "Possum Border Patrol" here, and they are very strict. 
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I know I'm going to have a problem remembering when I was 60. I just turned 60 in February and no benchmark setting events have happened yet.
60 is the year you get divorced and get to start all over again.
I must have thought I was 60 14 years ago then. I still have my booster cables out waiting for that jump start though. Do you think 14 years is a long time to wait? Yes, 14 years is a very long time to wait...you are a patient man...
Yeah, my battery terminals are getting corroded and my horn doesn't blow very loud anymore.
You really should come in out of the weather.
I need a new paint job too. At least my motor isn't completely frozen up yet. I drink Texas crude oil to keep things freed up.
I have some old paint in the barn...what color would you like to be? Hummm patient and oily...are you sure you aren't from Mexico?
Color me beautiful. Guess I better check into getting a Green card huh? Yes...you know we have the "Possum Border Patrol" here, and they are very strict.
coffee and my morning giggle... |
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well have found since turning 50 dates have disappeared They are on aisle 7 next to the raisins and prunes. giggle Hope they are not as expensive as prunes.
 Ugh! Prunes!!!
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well have found since turning 50 dates have disappeared They are on aisle 7 next to the raisins and prunes. giggle Hope they are not as expensive as prunes.
Ugh! Prunes!!!
It's okay. I'm not a prune type of guy either. 
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