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Topic: 50 and over?
smith_900 Joined Mon 11/21/16 Posts: 1	Thu 12/08/16 07:46 AM
Hi how are you

inni_dreamz Joined Sun 06/22/14 Posts: 595	Thu 12/08/16 08:18 AM
and i still havent found what iam looking for..... Yeah...know how you feel.

lovelydebbie1 Joined Fri 05/27/16 Posts: 1	Sat 12/10/16 12:11 AM
I love living the mature lifeeee

sybariticguy Joined Thu 09/27/12 Posts: 1639	Sat 12/10/16 12:43 PM
Did you cry so loud that the aliens decided to leave you here? I'm not really sure. Things were kind of hazy after that point. I think I was rescued by a team called Mom & Dad. They let me stay around until the trauma of the whole ordeal was over. About 18 years. No accent? I was thinking it might have been Zorro.. Maybe Howdy Doodie? No ma'am it wasn't Howdy Doodie. I knew him though. My pappy was Clarabell the Clown. Having a clown for a father was a joke. and a cannibal kidnapped your father cooked and ate him and then retorted " He didn't taste funny to me"...

wills1647 Joined Sat 03/07/15 Posts: 4	Wed 12/14/16 10:47 AM
When I was born, I was so ugly the midwife smacked my father!!!

mzrosie Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 33997	Wed 12/14/16 03:14 PM
When I was born, I was so ugly the midwife smacked my father!!! hahahaha good one Reminds me of myself.. I was the ugly duckling in my family

Two Joined Thu 06/02/16 Posts: 13917	Wed 12/14/16 05:27 PM Edited by Two on Wed 12/14/16 05:27 PM
When I was born, I was so ugly the midwife smacked my father!!! hahahaha good one Reminds me of myself.. I was the ugly duckling in my family If you are the ugly duckling, happen to have any single younger sisters?????

mzrosie Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 33997	Wed 12/14/16 05:33 PM
When I was born, I was so ugly the midwife smacked my father!!! hahahaha good one Reminds me of myself.. I was the ugly duckling in my family If you are the ugly duckling, happen to have any single younger sisters????? soooo what yar saying is that I'm too old for ya? is yar pa available then?... that is, if yar ma dont mind. or yar granpa? great granpa?????

Two Joined Thu 06/02/16 Posts: 13917	Wed 12/14/16 05:48 PM
When I was born, I was so ugly the midwife smacked my father!!! hahahaha good one Reminds me of myself.. I was the ugly duckling in my family If you are the ugly duckling, happen to have any single younger sisters????? soooo what yar saying is that I'm too old for ya? is yar pa available then?... that is, if yar ma dont mind. or yar granpa? great granpa????? So cougars do exist on here...

mzrosie Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 33997	Wed 12/14/16 06:01 PM
So cougars do exist on here...

Two Joined Thu 06/02/16 Posts: 13917	Thu 12/15/16 02:55 PM Edited by Two on Thu 12/15/16 02:55 PM
So cougars do exist on here... I will fly on up for a diner date with MzClaus then.... Hope Santa doesn't mind!

hawaiitsuru Joined Wed 11/12/14 Posts: 8	Fri 12/16/16 01:57 AM
Wait till you hit 62! With so many Seniors here how about a message from a Senior from Hawaii?

johnny57 Joined Sat 07/05/08 Posts: 18	Tue 12/20/16 05:20 PM
I'm used to whacks. Two seconds after I was born someone wearing a mask whacked me on the rear. Being the first time to experience a whack, I cried. Was it the Lone Ranger? Couldn't have been the Lone Ranger. My parents didn't have TV at the time. I think it was an alien abduction. All I remember is these huge bright lights with these weird masked beings looking over me. Did you cry so loud that the aliens decided to leave you here?

johnny57 Joined Sat 07/05/08 Posts: 18	Tue 12/20/16 05:22 PM
should have stayed with the aliens. life on this planet is too difficult.

Riverssharon Joined Wed 01/11/17 Posts: 2	Wed 01/11/17 11:20 AM
Hello I'm new here just looking for someone too talk too and keep me company. Pleaase check me out. Thank you

sybariticguy Joined Thu 09/27/12 Posts: 1639	Fri 01/20/17 12:09 PM
53, six days ago....AND STILL AVAILABLE!!!!!! [/quote For goodness sakes alert the media....

carold Joined Sun 03/23/08 Posts: 26747	Wed 02/15/17 04:56 PM


Alemap8729 Joined Sat 01/07/17 Posts: 12	Fri 02/17/17 09:30 AM
My 7 yo grandson recently asked me how old I was. I poked him in the ribs and told him I was 29 and he said (very seriously) "I think my Mom is older than you". Lol. That's funny. Kids say the darnest things

holden505 Joined Sat 02/18/17 Posts: 1	Sat 02/18/17 10:21 AM
great!!!

Tom4Uhere Joined Sat 12/17/16 Posts: 16240	Sat 02/18/17 10:31 AM
I am 20,297 days old. Which is 2,899 weeks and 4 days. That's 55 years and 208 days, including 14 leap days, or 55 years, 29 weeks and 5 days. In other words, that's 666.77 months. Therefore, I am 55.57 years old today.