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Edited by
TheShadow
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Fri 05/20/11 06:44 PM
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The book to understand women
 
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Holy God! Can I get that thing on Kindle?
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Edited by
wux
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Fri 05/20/11 07:02 PM
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It's about the size of the hardcopy of the Internet.
The national telephone directory of China. The number Pi to 1000,000,000,000,000,000 decimal places. The names of all the known stars of the known universe. The collected speeches of Fidel Castro. The accounting records of the war against Terror. A test run to see how many pages it would take to print this many pages. A bad joke by the soft lumber industry in Canada. The mother of all fantasies for paper-cut-fetish afficionadoes. The microfiche listings of the initials of the names of the better and more memorable lovers of Madonna II. A bunch of zeroes and ones. Metusaleh's autobiography. The list of all lies by historians. (Corrected second edition.) Briefs of OJ's lawyers. A bunch of delinquent rolls of toilet paper, lined up for their annual physical at the correctional institute. A compilation of the collected texts of all Chinese fortune cookies slips ever printed and / or collected by the Editor. |
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no way - that's the small business tax code
...just for new jersey 
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no way - that's the small business tax code ...just for new jersey
You outdid me... that line was better than my entire fing list. |
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No, that's the first draft of my Mingle2 profile.
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No, that's the first draft of my Mingle2 profile. I believe you
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No, that's the first draft of my Mingle2 profile. ur looking for a creative waif like women with no children and non drinker who also pays taxes in the garden state geez Lex, kinda picky |
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No, that's the first draft of my Mingle2 profile. ur looking for a creative waif like women with no children and non drinker who also pays taxes in the garden state geez Lex, kinda picky I prefer the term "selective," it has more syllables. |
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No, that's the first draft of my Mingle2 profile. ur looking for a creative waif like women with no children and non drinker who also pays taxes in the garden state geez Lex, kinda picky I prefer the term "selective," it has more syllables. so what's the scrabble point differential? |
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No, that's the first draft of my Mingle2 profile. ur looking for a creative waif like women with no children and non drinker who also pays taxes in the garden state geez Lex, kinda picky I prefer the term "selective," it has more syllables. so what's the scrabble point differential? 174, but I play by Ukrainian rules. |
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No, that's the first draft of my Mingle2 profile. ur looking for a creative waif like women with no children and non drinker who also pays taxes in the garden state geez Lex, kinda picky I prefer the term "selective," it has more syllables. so what's the scrabble point differential? 174, but I play by Ukrainian rules. yes we have a profound interpretive differential I was going to say 1 (point)
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No, that's the first draft of my Mingle2 profile. First draft... More like the first paragraph 
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No, that's the first draft of my Mingle2 profile. First draft... More like the first paragraph
lmao GOOD one JOSIE
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No, that's the first draft of my Mingle2 profile. First draft... More like the first paragraph
lmao GOOD one JOSIE
I am still readin that thing.
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Edited by
Simonedemidova
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Sat 05/21/11 12:04 AM
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my profile is vague and bare, because i allow the conversation to elaborate when i talk with someone and get to know them. I find a lengthy profile, boring and it leaves no peak of interest or knowledge to converse otherwise, i hate when people complain when people talk to them and they get irate, like "didnt your read my profile", its like maybe i did, but perhaps i want to talk about it, forget it now. At least with a short profile, it leaves you more to talk about. I know im different, some people like to pack it all in there.
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Oscar W................the ladies world seems intellegible, but to be honest it's really a simply affair
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No, that's the first draft of my Mingle2 profile. Had a long face that day, Lex? (Long face = long profile.) |
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No, that's the first draft of my Mingle2 profile. ur looking for a creative waif like women with no children and non drinker who also pays taxes in the garden state geez Lex, kinda picky I prefer the term "selective," it has more syllables. You could expand into "naturally selective" or "unnaturally selective". In phase II of the operations. |
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my profile is vague and bare, because i allow the conversation to elaborate when i talk with someone and get to know them. I find a lengthy profile, boring and it leaves no peak of interest or knowledge to converse otherwise, i hate when people complain when people talk to them and they get irate, like "didnt your read my profile", its like maybe i did, but perhaps i want to talk about it, forget it now. At least with a short profile, it leaves you more to talk about. I know im different, some people like to pack it all in there. Instead of complaining like that, I just tell people I have a very short memory, please forgive me. They usually do, coz it gives them a REAL reason to say things twice, and not feel they are repeating themselves, while at the same time doubling the time span during which they can listen to their own voices. |
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