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Women want a man who........ Scratches himself during church service. Burps during tea time. Farts on there favorite shoes. Leaves the toilet seat up. Picks and eats there boogers. Thinks ESPN is THE only news (In defense, this is true, but us dudes still watch FOX News to make us look better). Wants a threesome with his lady's best friend (who is also female). Demands you bring his morning cup of coffee to him while he is on the throne. Won't throw away his favorite shirt that has holes all in it. But really, the shirt has sentimental value ladies. Be kind. I could add more, but you get the gist of it. thank you!! somebody finally gets us!! ![]() |
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Women want a man who........ Scratches himself during church service. Burps during tea time. Farts on there favorite shoes. Leaves the toilet seat up. Picks and eats there boogers. Thinks ESPN is THE only news (In defense, this is true, but us dudes still watch FOX News to make us look better). Wants a threesome with his lady's best friend (who is also female). Demands you bring his morning cup of coffee to him while he is on the throne. Won't throw away his favorite shirt that has holes all in it. But really, the shirt has sentimental value ladies. Be kind. I could add more, but you get the gist of it. thank you!! somebody finally gets us!! ![]() Years and years of research went into this finding. Hard work, but somebody had to do it. ![]() ![]() |
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sunglasses & car keys?
tomorrow is supposed to be a nice day finally |
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Honesty, commitment, love...oh and a good sex drive! Lmao I'm just sayin' hehe
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Honesty, commitment, love...oh and a good sex drive! Lmao I'm just sayin' hehe I'll take honesty & good sex....you can keep the rest ![]() |
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Honesty, commitment, love...oh and a good sex drive! Lmao I'm just sayin' hehe I'll take honesty & good sex....you can keep the rest ![]() Lol No way, so you can have all the fun while I'm stuck with just the rest?! ![]() |
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Money.... plus other stuff
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I know it's too much to ask for but i want him to be honest with me at all times. You don't want someone to be honest with you at all times, be honest yourself. Example: Woman: Does this dress make me look fat? Man: Uhhhhh.... |
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Honesty, commitment, love...oh and a good sex drive! Lmao I'm just sayin' hehe I'll take honesty & good sex....you can keep the rest ![]() Lol No way, so you can have all the fun while I'm stuck with just the rest?! ![]() love & commitment just don't suit me ![]() |
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I want the freedom to be me
I want to feel safe when he holds me I want to know he adores me when he looks at me I want him to be energetic, creative and unselfish in bed I want him to be non judgmental, have a kind compassionate heart and a spiritual edge. sounds simple enough.... |
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what are women lookin for
shoes |
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Money.... plus other stuff lol Yeah; show me the money!!!! ![]() |
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Someone that makes 'em laugh :D
I really don't believe that though. Not on the evidence I have...snigger...snigger :) |
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Someone I enjoy talking to, hanging out with, laughing with and having sex with . . . . although if he'll put lotion on my back - that's a big plus
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what are women lookin for
shoes pffft not ALL women want shoes. bare feet and flip flops all the way! |
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I want the freedom to be me I want to feel safe when he holds me I want to know he adores me when he looks at me I want him to be energetic, creative and unselfish in bed I want him to be non judgmental, have a kind compassionate heart and a spiritual edge. sounds simple enough.... sounds like a good list |
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tell me what u want out of a man Communication Respect Unconditional Love Romance Excitement Compliments Attention Monogamy Stimulation Intimacy Integrity Not necessarily in that order ![]() |
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Honesty, commitment, love...oh and a good sex drive! Lmao I'm just sayin' hehe also a good list - to me those things are interdependent - can't have 1 w/o the other |
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Equity.
and the courage for him to be all of himself. |
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