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Topic: too serious lately...
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Mon 04/18/11 11:08 PM
Since it has been so serious lately about religious views, I have an interesting question that I thought up just for fun....


What if Eve had been created first? Would things be the same as they are or would they be different?

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Mon 04/18/11 11:29 PM
She was....

littleike's photo
Tue 04/19/11 12:22 AM
we would be doomed from the begining lol

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Tue 04/19/11 02:38 AM

we would be doomed from the begining lol



laugh :laughing: I'd like to agree on this.

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Tue 04/19/11 02:53 AM

Since it has been so serious lately about religious views, I have an interesting question that I thought up just for fun....


What if Eve had been created first? Would things be the same as they are or would they be different?



i heard a chick called lucy was created first.

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Tue 04/19/11 06:41 AM

Since it has been so serious lately about religious views, I have an interesting question that I thought up just for fun....


What if Eve had been created first? Would things be the same as they are or would they be different?



Well seeing as they are both human and as such prone to error I would think the same thing would happen.

Although this simply could not happen. For the reason that woman was created as a help mate to man. To make woman first would be like making an expansion set to a video game without first making the game.

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Tue 04/19/11 06:49 AM

Since it has been so serious lately about religious views, I have an interesting question that I thought up just for fun....


What if Eve had been created first? Would things be the same as they are or would they be different?



that couldn't happen ....everyone know that you need a Man's rib to create a woman ....

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Tue 04/19/11 07:12 AM


Since it has been so serious lately about religious views, I have an interesting question that I thought up just for fun....


What if Eve had been created first? Would things be the same as they are or would they be different?



that couldn't happen ....everyone know that you need a Man's rib to create a woman ....


So, when you get married...and have girl babies...do have less ribs? That can't be good. What if you have like twelve babies and they are all girls! OH MY WORD!! Better get a big life insurance policy.

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Tue 04/19/11 07:29 AM
Good point!laugh laugh laugh

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Tue 04/19/11 07:29 AM
Edited by artlo on Tue 04/19/11 07:31 AM
Good point!laugh laugh laugh

What would happen to your posture if you lost all your ribs?

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Tue 04/19/11 08:24 AM



Since it has been so serious lately about religious views, I have an interesting question that I thought up just for fun....


What if Eve had been created first? Would things be the same as they are or would they be different?



that couldn't happen ....everyone know that you need a Man's rib to create a woman ....


So, when you get married...and have girl babies...do have less ribs? That can't be good. What if you have like twelve babies and they are all girls! OH MY WORD!! Better get a big life insurance policy.


didn't you know that the sperm have ribs

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Tue 04/19/11 08:43 AM
I did not know that !

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Tue 04/19/11 09:07 AM




Since it has been so serious lately about religious views, I have an interesting question that I thought up just for fun....


What if Eve had been created first? Would things be the same as they are or would they be different?



that couldn't happen ....everyone know that you need a Man's rib to create a woman ....


So, when you get married...and have girl babies...do have less ribs? That can't be good. What if you have like twelve babies and they are all girls! OH MY WORD!! Better get a big life insurance policy.


didn't you know that the sperm have ribs


I did not even know they had lungs

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Tue 04/19/11 09:29 AM
When it comes to Adam and Eve in the Hebrew creation fables I feel a very strong need to ask the following question:

When God created a woman as a helpmate for Adam why didn't God create a woman like Mary? (the mother of Jesus) She was supposedly a sinless perfect woman.

But no, instead God creates a bimbo like Eve for Adam.

In other words, the fate of all humanity seems to have depended entirely upon the character and intelligence of the woman that God created for Adam.

That doesn't seem fair to humanity, as far as I can see.

Why should we suffer because God fixed Adam up with a bimbo? spock

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Tue 04/19/11 09:36 AM
She was only about 13 years old, wasn't she? Give her a break!

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Tue 04/19/11 09:45 AM

She was only about 13 years old, wasn't she? Give her a break!


I have no clue how that works. When God creates a fully conscious person from scratch like that how much memory, knowledge and wisdom does he bestow them with?

Maybe he should have created a more mature woman?

Why create them so young anyway since initially they were supposed to be immortal?

Maybe he should have created them as 30 year old people?

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Besides, what you're suggesting here isn't any better. All of humanity has to pay for the poor choices of a 13 year old child?

That doesn't seem right either.

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Tue 04/19/11 09:48 AM





Since it has been so serious lately about religious views, I have an interesting question that I thought up just for fun....


What if Eve had been created first? Would things be the same as they are or would they be different?



that couldn't happen ....everyone know that you need a Man's rib to create a woman ....


So, when you get married...and have girl babies...do have less ribs? That can't be good. What if you have like twelve babies and they are all girls! OH MY WORD!! Better get a big life insurance policy.


didn't you know that the sperm have ribs


I did not even know they had lungs


you only asked about the ribs

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Tue 04/19/11 09:53 AM

But no, instead God creates a bimbo like Eve for Adam.


that's why Satan did his angelic duties and helped Eve get her Master's degree from The University of The Tree of Knowledge

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Tue 04/19/11 10:21 AM


But no, instead God creates a bimbo like Eve for Adam.


that's why Satan did his angelic duties and helped Eve get her Master's degree from The University of The Tree of Knowledge


I honestly don't see how this creation story can ever make any sense.

If "evil" is basically disobedience of God's commandments, which it necessarily must be, since there's really no other way to do define it.

Then if Adam and Eve were unaware of the difference between "good and evil" before they ate the fruit from the tree of the knowledge of "good and evil" then they could not have known, nor understood that to disobey God would be an 'evil' thing to do.

In other words, they could not have acting out of purposeful intend to do 'evil' since they weren't even aware of what 'evil' even was.

So they could only have acted out of a pure childlike innocence and curiosity. And thus it is meaningless to suggest that they would have been intentionally "guilty" of wanting to do premeditated evil.

So clearly this story is flawed in a deadly serious way no matter how it is viewed.

The only way the story would have made sense is if the Adam and Eve already had a knowledge of good and evil, and the forbidden tree contained fruit of great ecstasy and joy, and they were told not to head from the tree of ecstasy and joy. But they did anyway. Then they could be charged with knowing that what they had chosen to do was "evil".

But that's not how the story goes, and it's too late to go back and re-write it now.

As this particular story stands it's a logical paradox and whoever wrote it shot themselves in the foot. They weren't thinking clearly when they themselves were doing the dastardly deed of trying to create a story to make all of mankind feel "guilty". That was an evil thing to do in the first place, IMHO.

And that would be generically "evil" even without a God. It's just a malevolent thing to do to other people in general.

The writing of this story was downright dirty trick is what it was.

Just a man-made brainwashing scheme to try to make everyone feel guilty if they don't accept what the author of these stories has to say.

And just LOOK at how many people have been duped by this! slaphead

If there is a hell, whoever created this dastardly brainwashing scheme deserves to go there more than any other human being that ever lived.

That's my opinion. bigsmile

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Tue 04/19/11 10:26 AM

Since it has been so serious lately about religious views, I have an interesting question that I thought up just for fun....


What if Eve had been created first? Would things be the same as they are or would they be different?





spiritually , i dont think it would

unless God designed different roles for them it wouldnt really matter in what order he designed them

he made two, and one was first, BUT he did make them to help each other if one reads through the entire book


although the mostly man dominated culture has done a good job focusing on bits and pieces and convincing themself that eve being created second means she is inferior or less than,,,



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