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Get in the car and insist on the most expensive restaurant around, drink until slobbering drunk, flirt excessively with every person of the opposite sex within 100 feet then look offended when they try and insinuate that you might fool around. while asking" What kind of a person do you think I am?" It would never happen, drunk women are easy. 
Well I guess you could just wait until she passes out. But wouldn't slipping her a roofie be cheaper than buying drinks all night? OH HELL just smack her over the head to knock her out, and tell her you wanna play cave man. On second thought "that might actually work with some women." What kind of gentleman do you think I am? If sex didn't happen before she passed out, I'd just order pay-per-view porn in her living room. There's nothing funny about date-rape 
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Show up in your work clothes
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Get in the car and insist on the most expensive restaurant around, drink until slobbering drunk, flirt excessively with every person of the opposite sex within 100 feet then look offended when they try and insinuate that you might fool around. while asking" What kind of a person do you think I am?" It would never happen, drunk women are easy.
Well I guess you could just wait until she passes out. But wouldn't slipping her a roofie be cheaper than buying drinks all night? OH HELL just smack her over the head to knock her out, and tell her you wanna play cave man. On second thought "that might actually work with some women." What kind of gentleman do you think I am? If sex didn't happen before she passed out, I'd just order pay-per-view porn in her living room. There's nothing funny about date-rape
No offense meant Snuffy SORRY. Would you rifle through her underwear drawer too? Or am I just assuming too much? 
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Get in the car and insist on the most expensive restaurant around, drink until slobbering drunk, flirt excessively with every person of the opposite sex within 100 feet then look offended when they try and insinuate that you might fool around. while asking" What kind of a person do you think I am?" It would never happen, drunk women are easy.
Well I guess you could just wait until she passes out. But wouldn't slipping her a roofie be cheaper than buying drinks all night? OH HELL just smack her over the head to knock her out, and tell her you wanna play cave man. On second thought "that might actually work with some women." What kind of gentleman do you think I am? If sex didn't happen before she passed out, I'd just order pay-per-view porn in her living room. There's nothing funny about date-rape
No offense meant Snuffy SORRY. Would you rifle through her underwear drawer too? Or am I just assuming too much?
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Be fashionably late. I've always had luck showing up an hour late-preferably drunk. I actually dated a guy who showed up at least an hour late, sometimes two hours late. One time he stood me up completely. Then he had the nerve to ask me out on another date. I accepted. He turned up late for that one two. I never said one word, ..ever... about his behavior and pretty soon it got the best of him. He had to ask me why I never complained. I told him it was because I didn't really care. (And I didn't.) I just had no feelings for him at all, and I had nothing better to do that night, so when he showed up I went out with him. But I would not have cared one way or another. He never called again. 
I didn't care. 
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Edited by
winterblue56
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Wed 04/20/11 01:04 PM
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Be fashionably late. I've always had luck showing up an hour late-preferably drunk. .........not.
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When you pick her up, ask her if she'll mind changing outfits, washing off some of that make-up and putting on some different perfume. Now I see where you are going with this...
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Get in the car and insist on the most expensive restaurant around, drink until slobbering drunk, flirt excessively with every person of the opposite sex within 100 feet then look offended when they try and insinuate that you might fool around. while asking" What kind of a person do you think I am?" Had a guy do that to me once...and he forgot his wallet so I owund up paying for meal too.  
Yep...ditto |
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i would think a woman who was only 10 minutes late, after having to change a flat, on her 18 wheeler, would be pretty darn impressive.
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Be fashionably late. I've always had luck showing up an hour late-preferably drunk. I actually dated a guy who showed up at least an hour late, sometimes two hours late. One time he stood me up completely. Then he had the nerve to ask me out on another date. I accepted. He turned up late for that one two. I never said one word, ..ever... about his behavior and pretty soon it got the best of him. He had to ask me why I never complained. I told him it was because I didn't really care. (And I didn't.) I just had no feelings for him at all, and I had nothing better to do that night, so when he showed up I went out with him. But I would not have cared one way or another. He never called again.
I didn't care.
I don't think I'd wait an hour for someone to show up or I'd at least have a few drinks in me & likely would have found or called a friend to join me! I do share your philosophy though & I wouldn't care...his loss! |
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this doesn't work for Texas men but will for non-texans...show up in your daisy duke shorts or a mini-skirt in your cowgirl boots, especially if it's cold outside and you are wearing a nice coat :)
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Aftershave??? Cologne???? Just spray on some Windex!!!!! Windex?? How about some toilet cleaner? Or pine sol then you'd smell all "clean" like a pine tree. Or you could just wear a few of those pine tree air fresheners like earrings, and a necklace. WHAT? and replace the hood ornament medallion? why I oughta.... |
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Don't forget, no showers or changing your clothes for at least five days.... 
Actually if you're looking for a strictly physical thing, not showering for a couple of days can work in your favor. |
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Take your date to your best friend's house for a BBQ. Then, while everyone is lounging in lawn chairs getting to know one another, put your feet up, take off your shoes and socks. Wiggle your toes for effect. Then, take out your toenail clipper and begin to clip your toenails in front of everyone.
This happened to me once. |
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