Topic: I'll Do The Vacuuming
Beachfarmer's photo
Fri 02/25/11 05:27 PM
I think Neil Young had it (this focused subject) wrong with "Man Needs a Maid".......I keep a pretty neat house.

I need an accountant....and a hardass one....I promise I'll obey....
but just cause I wanna!!!bigsmile

soufiehere's photo
Fri 02/25/11 05:33 PM

I think Neil Young had it (this focused subject)
wrong with "Man Needs a Maid".......I keep a
pretty neat house.
I need an accountant....and a hardass one....
I promise I'll obey....
but just cause I wanna!!!bigsmile

Strict budget, you will be ****ing through silk
in no time :-)

Beachfarmer's photo
Fri 02/25/11 05:59 PM
love I need a teacher to focus my mind so I can have an educated guess on the censored 4 lettered words I see.

soufiehere's photo
Fri 02/25/11 06:05 PM

love I need a teacher to focus my mind so I
can have an educated guess on the censored 4
lettered words I see.

hahaha
Well there is an archaic Mingle2 rule that you
cannot even misspell a word to mimic those not
allowed, so I don't, I just put the asterisks
up :-)

Housemanservants don't need education.
We train.

Beachfarmer's photo
Fri 02/25/11 06:10 PM
Edited by Beachfarmer on Fri 02/25/11 06:12 PM
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002144/


rofl for some reason...got mixed up with Sir John Gielgood (sp?)

soufiehere's photo
Fri 02/25/11 06:20 PM

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002144/
rofl for some reason...got mixed up with
Sir John Gielgood (sp?)

Actually, I can see how you might
confuse Gielgud with Houseman:-)

Beachfarmer's photo
Fri 02/25/11 06:30 PM
"Perhaps you'd like me to wash your D!<K for you"...is slightly more "PC" with Arthur, than with little Ricky Schroeder!!!

rofl

soufiehere's photo
Fri 02/25/11 06:38 PM
'If you and your undershirt will walk two
paces backwards, I could enter this dwelling.'

no photo
Fri 02/25/11 06:40 PM


Soufie, we could buy beach a frilly apron
and have him be our housekeeperdevil devil

Frilly apron?
I was thinking more like a speedo and socks.


how about a Speedo with a frilly apron?

Beachfarmer's photo
Fri 02/25/11 06:48 PM

'If you and your undershirt will walk two
paces backwards, I could enter this dwelling.'



HAAAAAAAAhahaharofl
(I bow)

soufiehere's photo
Fri 02/25/11 06:50 PM
Okay, clean the floor while you are
down there.

soufiehere's photo
Fri 02/25/11 06:51 PM

how about a Speedo with a frilly apron?

Your wish is his command :-)

Beachfarmer's photo
Fri 02/25/11 06:51 PM
:tongue: after your bootflowerforyou

soufiehere's photo
Fri 02/25/11 06:56 PM

:tongue: after your bootflowerforyou

It was so fast, you missed it.
It is an art.

Beachfarmer's photo
Fri 02/25/11 06:57 PM
usually "my" lineohwell

soufiehere's photo
Fri 02/25/11 07:00 PM

usually "my" lineohwell

Those days are behind you bud.
Housemanservants are rarely seen or heard.

ArtGurl's photo
Sat 02/26/11 01:25 AM
I'll take a manservant with a side of YUM! drool devil









ok maybe that only works in my imagination whoa

Beachfarmer's photo
Sat 02/26/11 04:49 AM

I'll take a manservant with a side of YUM! drool devil









ok maybe that only works in my imagination whoa


:wink: ques up the music with heavy basslineflowerforyou

s1owhand's photo
Sat 02/26/11 05:04 AM

Dan99's photo
Sat 02/26/11 07:08 AM
Id love to stay home and masturb..i mean clean all day while she goes out to work.