Bob was a prominent business man who had a beautiful, slightly nympho wife. However, he was worried that, when he went on business trips, her condition might have her cheat on him.

So he went to the local 'Love Shop' and asked for a 'marital aid' for his wife.

When he explained the problem the clerk said, "You need something special. The VooDoo Penis."

"What?"

"Its a vibrator bewitched by a VooDoo Preistess. All you have to say is 'VooDoo Penis' and where you want it to go. It will go for hours till you say 'VooDoo Penis Halt'".

Bob immediately bought the present and brought it home to his wife. When she opened it up, and he explained what it did, she thought he was out of his mind.

A week later, Bob when out of town for business. His wife just stared at the box for a while. Opened it, got undressed, laid on the bed and said, "VooDoo Penis my Vagina".

After her third orgasm, she tried to take it out and couldn't, it just kept going. The wife could not remember how to remove it.

All the while this thing was going, she got dressed and got in her car to go the hospital. Driving like a bat outta hell, she got stopped by a State Trooper.

"Do you know how fast you were going?"

"yes (pant)but officer, I have to get to the hospital. (pant) I have a VooDoo penis stuck in me."

"A What?!"

"A VooDoo Penis (pant). Its a cursed (pant)vibrator and it won't stop."

The State Trooper looked skeptical, "VooDoo Penis my ***."

LMFAO!

An old joke but I've always thought it was funny.