Topic: The Undertakers Black Eye.
uk1971's photo
Fri 02/04/11 04:14 PM
Roy, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye.
"What happened to you?"
asked his wife.
"I had a terrible day."
replied Roy .
"I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in his sleep. When I got there, the manager said they couldn't get him into a body bag because he had this huge erection.
Anyway, I went up and sure enough there was this big naked guy lying on the bed with this huge erection.
So I grabbed it with both hands and tried to snap it in half."
"I see"
said his wife,
"but how did you get the black eye?
Roy replied:
"Wrong room."


oops slaphead bigsmile :banana:

Shayna1978's photo
Sat 02/05/11 09:22 AM
slaphead :laughing: think

DTHRomeo's photo
Sat 02/05/11 09:37 AM
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