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Topic: rabid butterflies
Snuffulluffuguss Joined Thu 06/04/09 Posts: 1041	Thu 01/27/11 06:31 AM
This is not a joke! A huge swarm of disgruntled rabid butterflies are moving north thru Texas as we speak. Apparently the butterflies are well armed, and they appear to be raping hundreds of innocent onlookers. People please, if you are accosted by the raping butterflies, let them finish...

2KidsMom Joined Tue 09/30/08 Posts: 58206	Thu 01/27/11 06:38 AM


soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45399	Thu 01/27/11 06:46 AM
This is not a joke! A huge swarm of disgruntled rabid butterflies are moving north thru Texas as we speak. Apparently the butterflies are well armed, and they appear to be raping hundreds of innocent onlookers. People please, if you are accosted by the raping butterflies, let them finish... The problem is, of course, that by the time you see them foaming at the mouth, they have already had their way with your imagination.

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Thu 01/27/11 06:48 AM
they haven't reach here yet

sparkey01 Joined Sun 12/06/09 Posts: 1877	Thu 01/27/11 06:50 AM
To cold here, they would freeze

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Thu 01/27/11 06:52 AM
To cold here, they would freeze no chit

sparkey01 Joined Sun 12/06/09 Posts: 1877	Thu 01/27/11 06:56 AM
To cold here, they would freeze no chit So there is something good about living here

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Thu 01/27/11 06:59 AM
To cold here, they would freeze no chit So there is something good about living here I'd rather be raped by butterflies

sparkey01 Joined Sun 12/06/09 Posts: 1877	Thu 01/27/11 07:03 AM
To cold here, they would freeze no chit So there is something good about living here I'd rather be raped by butterflies

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Thu 01/27/11 07:05 AM
To cold here, they would freeze no chit So there is something good about living here I'd rather be raped by butterflies and blondes...there, is that better ?

sparkey01 Joined Sun 12/06/09 Posts: 1877	Thu 01/27/11 07:10 AM
To cold here, they would freeze no chit So there is something good about living here I'd rather be raped by butterflies and blondes...there, is that better ?

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Thu 01/27/11 07:11 AM
To cold here, they would freeze no chit So there is something good about living here I'd rather be raped by butterflies and blondes...there, is that better ? s'matter, at a loss of words ?

sparkey01 Joined Sun 12/06/09 Posts: 1877	Thu 01/27/11 07:16 AM
To cold here, they would freeze no chit So there is something good about living here I'd rather be raped by butterflies and blondes...there, is that better ? s'matter, at a loss of words ? Yep

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Thu 01/27/11 07:19 AM
To cold here, they would freeze no chit So there is something good about living here I'd rather be raped by butterflies and blondes...there, is that better ? s'matter, at a loss of words ? Yep gee, I must be getting better

sparkey01 Joined Sun 12/06/09 Posts: 1877	Thu 01/27/11 07:23 AM
To cold here, they would freeze no chit So there is something good about living here I'd rather be raped by butterflies and blondes...there, is that better ? s'matter, at a loss of words ? Yep gee, I must be getting better Will have to spray you and the butterflies with the garden hose.

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Thu 01/27/11 07:27 AM
To cold here, they would freeze no chit So there is something good about living here I'd rather be raped by butterflies and blondes...there, is that better ? s'matter, at a loss of words ? Yep gee, I must be getting better Will have to spray you and the butterflies with the garden hose. you better do it down here in Tx otherwise we'll be popcycles

sparkey01 Joined Sun 12/06/09 Posts: 1877	Thu 01/27/11 07:27 AM
To cold here, they would freeze no chit So there is something good about living here I'd rather be raped by butterflies and blondes...there, is that better ? s'matter, at a loss of words ? Yep gee, I must be getting better Will have to spray you and the butterflies with the garden hose. you better do it down here in Tx otherwise we'll be popcycles Yep

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Thu 01/27/11 07:28 AM
armed with a can of RAID and a giant flyswatter here

rara777 Joined Thu 10/18/07 Posts: 61408	Thu 01/27/11 07:31 AM Edited by rara777 on Thu 01/27/11 07:31 AM
They would freeze their rabid raping little azzez off here in Ohio.

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Thu 01/27/11 07:31 AM
Yep well, the butterflies may make that far north but you can be damn sure I'm not