Topic: Arab in a Nursing Home
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Wed 01/26/11 09:20 AM
An Arabic family was considering putting their grandfather Abdullah in a nursing home.
All the Arabic facilities were completely full, so they had to put him in an Asutralian home.
After a few weeks in the Australian home, they came to visit grandpa.
"How do you like it in here?"
asks the grandson.
"It's wonderful! everyone here is so courteous and respectful"
says grandpa.
"We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you. You know, since you are a little different from everyone."
"Oh no let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents" Abdulla says with a big smile.
"There's a musician here. He's 85 years old. He hasn't played the violin for 20 years and everyone still calls him maestro.
There's a judge here, he's 95 years old. He hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him your honour.
There's a Dentist here he's 90 years old. He hasn't fixed a tooth in 25 years and everyone still calls him Doctor.
And me I haven't had sex for 35 years and they still call me That f***ing Arab."

:tongue: bigsmile :banana:

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Wed 01/26/11 11:12 AM
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Wed 01/26/11 11:39 AM
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