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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. > > We went up to him and I said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?' He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.. I called him a Dumb ***. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So Mary called him a s**t head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Just then our bus arrived and we got on it and went home. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Viv,
I noticed on your profile page a photo of a guy doing some kind of sidewalk art with your picture. Thought you might appreciate this guy. http://www.etntalk.com/sidewalk/ There's a ton of stuff on this guy. Well worth looking into. |
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Viv, I noticed on your profile page a photo of a guy doing some kind of sidewalk art with your picture. Thought you might appreciate this guy. http://www.etntalk.com/sidewalk/ There's a ton of stuff on this guy. Well worth looking into. I've see his work before...wonderful! My pics you are talking about are done by me a a site called funnywow.com it lets you put your picture on their work...I like playing with pictures...have done some ofmost all my friends here on M2. |
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Edited by
artlo
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Mon 02/21/11 04:33 PM
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Ahhh. You kids are way ahead of the curve. Betcha know how to program a VCR, too.
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Ahhh. You kids are way ahead of the curve. Betcha know how to program a VCR, too. Not even!!! Never could set the clock on one of those things! ![]() |
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Never could set the clock on one of those things that may be where we all started to lose our sense of history . . . our sense of where we all belong in the life of our universe. (God! that was such a stupid attempt at deep thought).
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Never could set the clock on one of those things that may be where we all started to lose our sense of history . . . our sense of where we all belong in the life of our universe. (God! that was such a stupid attempt at deep thought).
yeah, you'd expect an OLD GRANDFATHERLY type to come up with something better than that!! ![]() |
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Don't be fooled! I'm not as young as those pictures show. Those are all pictures of my son.
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Wow....you must be older than Jerry!
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Wow....you must be older than Jerry! There is someone older than Jerry!!! ![]() ![]() |
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Wow....you must be older than Jerry! That doesn't mean that I don't have some really great memories . . . or are those fantasies? I don't quite remember.
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I don't know...........I have CRS
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CRS? Catholic Relief Services? I don't grock.
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Grock? Grope? Now my hair is starting to hurt. I am sooo confuuuused. ("Grock" is from Stranger in a Strange Land. It is a state of understanding that goes beyond normal human understanding. From the Urban Dictionary: 1. grock
understand,appreciate actively and profoundly, fully comprehend; also, to think about, listen to, play, or contemplate something or someone with full love and understanding, even ecstacy. Often done stoned. (s)he spent the whole museum visit just grocking one painting. I go to the park to grock the trees. MCEscher really grocked Goedel's theorem.) Now, as to "grope", I don't remember the last time I had an opportunity. Perhaps if I were a department store Santa Claus. |
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Thank you so much for the lesson
![]() That was an intensional mistake..It's something I do to confuse the masses. ![]() |
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well, this mess got pretty confused.
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Then my work here is done!
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And well done!
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