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 Wow,,,I never really thought about that before,,,but,,,,A GPS is LIKE a wife beside you driving,,,,,,,,
 BUT,,,,,,YOU CAN UNPLUG THE GPS!
 but not that noise from her mouth say,,IF YOU WOULD HAVE LISTENED TO ME IN THE FIRST PLACE
 just shoot me........... 
Thanks Terry!
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I found the sexiest voice I could on my gps so it wouldn't sound like my ex
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good idea bucket, sexy voice
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Maybe Viv, could get a job talking for GPS.
   
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Edited by
vivian2981
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Tue 02/01/11 02:18 PM
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Maybe Viv, could get a job talking for GPS.
In my sexiest Texan accent....now y'aa turn lef up thar by that ol' rock....whoa up there Honey, I's said LEF!!! Now y'all go on down to that thar big tree and STOP!!! Reconfingurin', reconfigurin'!!! OH hell, just let me drive!
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Maybe Viv, could get a job talking for GPS.
In my sexiest Texan accent....now y'aa turn lef up thar by that ol' rock....whoa up there Honey, I's said LEF!!! Now y'all go on down to that thar big tree and STOP!!! Reconfingurin', reconfigurin'!!! OH hell, just let me drive!
Define "reconfiguring" 
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Maybe Viv, could get a job talking for GPS.
In my sexiest Texan accent....now y'aa turn lef up thar by that ol' rock....whoa up there Honey, I's said LEF!!! Now y'all go on down to that thar big tree and STOP!!! Reconfingurin', reconfigurin'!!! OH hell, just let me drive!
I could understand that... |
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Maybe Viv, could get a job talking for GPS.
In my sexiest Texan accent....now y'aa turn lef up thar by that ol' rock....whoa up there Honey, I's said LEF!!! Now y'all go on down to that thar big tree and STOP!!! Reconfingurin', reconfigurin'!!! OH hell, just let me drive!
I could understand that...
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I was reluctant to join this thread with all you kids.
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I was reluctant to join this thread with all you kids. Why? We always like for new people to join us!
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Why? We always like for new people to join us!
OK. I'm willing to be your kind old grandfather figure. |
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Why? We always like for new people to join us!
OK. I'm willing to be your kind old grandfather figure. Do you REALLY think you're that much older than we are?? I don't think so!
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Do you REALLY think you're that much older than we are?? I don't think so!
Prove me wrong! |
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Edited by
vivian2981
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Mon 02/21/11 01:02 PM
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Do you REALLY think you're that much older than we are?? I don't think so!
Prove me wrong! Perve us!!!! 
Jerry's birthday is coming up this week...he's going to be....... welll.......he'll be..............OLD!!!
( you know, he's going to make me pay for this don't you?  )
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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
> > We went up to him and I said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?' He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.. I called him a Dumb ***. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So Mary called him a s**t head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Just then our bus arrived and we got on it and went home. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age. |
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Do you REALLY think you're that much older than we are?? I don't think so!
Prove me wrong! Perve us!!!!
Jerry's birthday is coming up this week...he's going to be....... welll.......he'll be..............OLD!!!
( you know, he's going to make me pay for this don't you? )
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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. > > We went up to him and I said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?' He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.. I called him a Dumb ***. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So Mary called him a s**t head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Just then our bus arrived and we got on it and went home. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.
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Well, I'm older than all of you and proud of it.. I earned every year and every gray hair...
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you tell em, carole
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Do you REALLY think you're that much older than we are?? I don't think so!
Prove me wrong! Perve us!!!!
Jerry's birthday is coming up this week...he's going to be....... welll.......he'll be..............OLD!!!
( you know, he's going to make me pay for this don't you? )
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