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Inside every old person , is a young person wondering... what the hell happened
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use your head for more then snot storage. |
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..if you can't dazzle them with brilliance..then baffle them with bull shyt... 
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Im no push over but I do have rounded heels. |
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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did." lol...that's so bad 
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Never go out to get the mail in your underware and bra in Michigan this time of year! If you do, take your keys
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When you feel that nobody loves you, nobody cares for you, everyone is ignoring you and people are jealous of you, you should really ask yourself............am i too sexy?
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You can call slugs whatever you want, but to me they will always be homeless snails.........
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no matter where you go, there you are
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People took LSD to make the world weird . . . now people take Prozac to make it normal........
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Time wounds all heels. I have seen that and I certainly hope so |
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If we assume we feel relieved of the responsibility to do a little foot work and find out for certain
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If at first you dont succeed, skydivings probably not for you!
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I almost always succeed and skydiving is still not for me
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Life is like an A$$. Your either covering it , laughing it off , kissing it , kicking it , busting it , trying to get a piece of it , behaving like one or you live with one
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Just keep swimming...
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Never lose yourself in trying to become something that others want you to be.
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Man who drop watch in toilet have $hitty time
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Man who drop watch in toilet have $hitty time Don't quit your day job. 2 wrongs don't make a right....but, 3 lefts do. |
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