Topic: Blonde Joke: Mommy Mommy
tessa68's photo
Sun 01/09/11 07:58 PM
A girl came skipping home from school one day.

"Mommy, mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and al the other
kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4,
5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said.

"Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mother.

The next day the girl came skipping home from school.

"Mommy, mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and
all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See: A,
B, C, D, E, F, G!"

"Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"

''Yes, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school.

"Mommy, mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we
showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!' And
she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs."

"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"

''No honey, it's because you're 24."

Tessa02's photo
Sun 01/09/11 08:03 PM
rofl Good one!!!

boredinaz06's photo
Sun 01/09/11 08:26 PM
laugh laugh nice

tanyaann's photo
Sun 01/09/11 08:36 PM
laugh

USmale47374's photo
Sun 01/09/11 08:47 PM
Love it! rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Sun 01/09/11 09:23 PM
noway grumble :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

AndyBgood's photo
Sun 01/09/11 09:41 PM
That is very blond!


VERY VERY BLOND!

Tessa02's photo
Sun 01/09/11 10:09 PM

That is very blond!


VERY VERY BLOND!


Admit it Andy!! You shot the kitty!!rofl

drb1970's photo
Thu 01/13/11 07:21 PM
good one!!

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Thu 01/13/11 10:04 PM
FuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuNNNYYYY~!!!:banana: drinker :banana:

heavenlyboy34's photo
Thu 01/13/11 10:08 PM
laugh rofl rofl rofl

Lpdon's photo
Thu 01/13/11 11:58 PM
slaphead

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Fri 01/14/11 06:09 AM
laugh laugh laugh

metalwing's photo
Fri 01/14/11 06:14 AM
laugh laugh laugh

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Fri 01/14/11 02:11 PM
rofl LMAOoooooO