When aren't you?............

what?

seriously, the page changed and i don't remember what we were talking about....

I think you said something about your cat talking to you........

OMG
now i do have to go to bed, i have 2 smokes left, damn!

good night Jeff

and good morning stoners

****, i'm going to bed night night

and my cat does talk to me...

Poor planning is what that is. Goodnight Lo.....

She must be VERY distracted :-)

You know the old fairy tale of meeting people at the grocery?
I have to go pick up kitty from vet at 7 this morning. I wake up late of course. I roll out of bed, threw some clothes on and left, didn't even look in the mirror let alone brush my hair.
I pick up kitty and go to grocery before we get this 6 inches of snow they are calling for today.

I start towards the checkout line. There is the most interesting looking man I've ever seen in a store in my life .
He offers to let me go first, I say Oh no, please, after you, I have more than you...
(besides I have some weird stuff that I don't want you to see)

I have milk, eggs, bread, ground beef, diet coke, an enema, benefiber, fixodent denture paste and adult diapers.
Do I explain? Do I let it go?
...Well see, I am living with my 90 year old sick father with my cat...na, just let it go, you're only gonna make this worse...

We proceed to chat as we are checking out, I am absolutely melting inside. He's giving me The Look and I am just dying, only imagining what I look like. My heart was all aflutter, he was just IT.

He leaves and I am kicking myself for leaving the house looking like THIS. I commiserate with the checkout lady, we're laughing.

I go out to the car -- who is standing at the car talking to the cat through the windows?

A gorgeous man, buying coffee and cigarettes before a snow storm, who likes cats.
And I leave the house looking like This.

Lookin, I bet he saw through your 'kitty/grocery' look and saw your gorgeousness.
But why do we always gotta meet the hot guy when we're buying weird stuff?? It's Murphy's law I think.

That is the only acceptable excuse

SOMEone needs to hit that store regularly :-)
On a non-enema purchasing day.
Bat the big eyes.
Simper a little.
Flash the goodies.
Easy as pie :-)

Why would somebody take there cat to the grocery store?...........

Indeed :-)

The kitty was at the vet's office. I had to pick him up.
It's not like I go driving around with the kitty on a normal day.
(Yes, I do have normal days...)

I may, however, begin hanging out in Kroger's parking lot with the cats in the car just waiting to pounce.

That's not crazy stalker-like at all.

Morning JW - you're up early

Morning Row... Yeah I got up at noon. This schedule is killing me......

I bet! You should take it easy for the next few days JW.

I really should. I have been pushing it pretty hard lately.........