When I'm on a date, if the woman is acting uninterested, is it in poor taste to pee on her leg under the table, so that if you keep a straight face, she has a moment of denial, thinking,"oh he couldn't possibly be peeing on my leg"?

Would that be rude?

It's perfectly acceptable as long as you whistle and check out the waitresses legs while you are doing it.

Good I thought so! I tried it the other night at an Olive Garden, and obviously the young lady hadn't had the proper upbringing that we had. I thought that perhaps it was I that was uncouthe. That's a load off my mind.

Keeping a straight face is the hardest part. That's were I always blow it..........

why do it dinner?why not just do it while dancing.that way you can cover more areas of her body

Nice picture Vivian. If you let me take you to Olive Garden I promise I wouldn't pee on THOSE legs. Nice!

If she had had the proper upbringing, as we have, she would have known that acting uninterested in a dinner companion was uncouth and would have saved herself the trouble of having to go out and buy new shoes and new pantyhose.

It's hard to keep your pants up when you're dancing.

oh pee on her leg. i thought it was hump her leg. i've been a dirty dog

Very true.

I am always happy to find out I have not peed
down my own leg.

At my age I'm just happy I can pee at all.

I peed on the neighbors dog one time..........

it's always a good thing to establish dominance in the neighborhood

Yeah. It pizzed him off to but he never chit in my yard again.........

I paid this girl ten dollars to do my dishes earlier today. I had sex with her once, before I knew how scandalo!us she was. She steals things from people to trade for her drug habit. Even though she didn't steal anything from me, when I heard about how she was, I thought that I should punish her. She comes over to do my dishes, and the whole time I'm talking dirty to her asking if she likes to do dishes, and how dirty are those dishes, she likes to scrub those dishes doesn't she? and what not, you get the idea. Anyways, I ask her if she want's to robotrip with me and she say's yeah, but she's never done it before and doesn't know how many to take. I give her ALOT and then tell her that she has to pay me to have sex with her now because I'm too thick and she's lame in the sack. I told her it would cost her $20 for sex or she would have to walk home because she was a dirty dishslut knowing that she didn't have the money. Today was fun

sounds like she took the ten she earned from doing the dishes and walked home