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It's been SO busy and have been sayin "yes" to everything during these Holidays.
Show'd A LOT of restraint! Luckiy it's been MUCH harder to get to Tijuana these days. Has anyone suggested some holiday activities that you might call "weird"? |
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Look man...heterosexuality aint that bad. Yes...I know....the donkeys ARE sexy....no denying it. But, occasionally you gotta bust out of the rut and try new things. Once you get past the crusty cankers on the Tijauna hookers lips and figure out that you can play connect the dots on the pustules on thier labias, you will see that not only are they sweet ladies, you can keep yourself entertained for days without speaking a word of hooker spanish.
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Look man...heterosexuality aint that bad. Yes...I know....the donkeys ARE sexy....no denying it. But, occasionally you gotta bust out of the rut and try new things. Once you get past the crusty cankers on the Tijauna hookers lips and figure out that you can play connect the dots on the pustules on thier labias, you will see that not only are they sweet ladies, you can keep yourself entertained for days without speaking a word of hooker spanish. OMG.. LMFAO ROTF 
krupa you r a one of a kind. |
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Look man...heterosexuality aint that bad. Yes...I know....the donkeys ARE sexy....no denying it. But, occasionally you gotta bust out of the rut and try new things. Once you get past the crusty cankers on the Tijauna hookers lips and figure out that you can play connect the dots on the pustules on thier labias, you will see that not only are they sweet ladies, you can keep yourself entertained for days without speaking a word of hooker spanish. OMG.. LMFAO ROTF
krupa you r a one of a kind. thank god! By the way...very cool tat |
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It's been SO busy and have been sayin "yes" to everything during these Holidays. Show'd A LOT of restraint! Luckiy it's been MUCH harder to get to Tijuana these days. Has anyone suggested some holiday activities that you might call "weird"? Spending it with family. Really you can't tell me that it can't get very "weird"!! |
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Look man...heterosexuality aint that bad. Yes...I know....the donkeys ARE sexy....no denying it. But, occasionally you gotta bust out of the rut and try new things. Once you get past the crusty cankers on the Tijauna hookers lips and figure out that you can play connect the dots on the pustules on thier labias, you will see that not only are they sweet ladies, you can keep yourself entertained for days without speaking a word of hooker spanish. OMG.. LMFAO ROTF
krupa you r a one of a kind. thank god! 
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Only trying to help my fellow man.....and I get oppressed.....
Screw it...lets go get some elf chicks drunk and grease up the Slip and Slide for high speed Hide the Salami. |
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It's been SO busy and have been sayin "yes" to everything during these Holidays. Show'd A LOT of restraint! Luckiy it's been MUCH harder to get to Tijuana these days. Has anyone suggested some holiday activities that you might call "weird"? Spending it with family. Really you can't tell me that it can't get very "weird"!! If you don't have family, you get to spend it all alone, which is weird to a lot of people except when it happens to you. |
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Only trying to help my fellow man.....and I get oppressed..... Screw it...lets go get some elf chicks drunk and grease up the Slip and Slide for high speed Hide the Salami. Well I am petite like an elf....so if you can go for that...better bring several salami's !!! |
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Only trying to help my fellow man.....and I get oppressed..... Screw it...lets go get some elf chicks drunk and grease up the Slip and Slide for high speed Hide the Salami. Well I am petite like an elf....so if you can go for that...better bring several salami's !!! I will just fold my **** in half and call it two. |
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Only trying to help my fellow man.....and I get oppressed..... Screw it...lets go get some elf chicks drunk and grease up the Slip and Slide for high speed Hide the Salami. how could anybody get sexually excited with you spitting out joke faster than I can take my little blue pill ?
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Only trying to help my fellow man.....and I get oppressed..... Screw it...lets go get some elf chicks drunk and grease up the Slip and Slide for high speed Hide the Salami. how could anybody get sexually excited with you spitting out joke faster than I can take my little blue pill ?
Pre mature ejaculation |
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Only trying to help my fellow man.....and I get oppressed..... Screw it...lets go get some elf chicks drunk and grease up the Slip and Slide for high speed Hide the Salami. how could anybody get sexually excited with you spitting out joke faster than I can take my little blue pill ?
Pre mature ejaculation 
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Wish I had that problem....I could catch extra sleep while the old lady goes out to get her cookies.
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Only trying to help my fellow man.....and I get oppressed..... Screw it...lets go get some elf chicks drunk and grease up the Slip and Slide for high speed Hide the Salami. Well I am petite like an elf....so if you can go for that...better bring several salami's !!! I will just fold my **** in half and call it two. Well it is all in the delivery!!! |
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there you go again
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Wish I had that problem....I could catch extra sleep while the old lady goes out to get her cookies. She has to get her own? Gawd I am so tired of that! I gotta stir up the ingredients, heat up the cooker, watch you blow all the rewards and still get my own! So typical... |
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Wish I had that problem....I could catch extra sleep while the old lady goes out to get her cookies. She has to get her own? Gawd I am so tired of that! I gotta stir up the ingredients, heat up the cooker, watch you blow all the rewards and still get my own! So typical... Typical? I can stand on my head and play The Star Spangled banner on a kazoo with my butt while I lay the pipe....I go for as long as I can but, when I am done...that's it. Beyond that...you are on your own. |
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Nope, no weird holiday suggestions here. Boring, I know, but I like boring.
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