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Topic: I sometimes wonder about Christmas
yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Thu 12/16/10 10:41 AM
during this time of year....I get called a ho. and not just ho...but ho ho ho. A triple one And I have to wonder about those elves. I mean NO ONE can be THAT cheerful all the time.

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Thu 12/16/10 10:43 AM
during this time of year....I get called a ho. and not just ho...but ho ho ho. A triple one And I have to wonder about those elves. I mean NO ONE can be THAT cheerful all the time. Us elves can look up dresses! Heh Heh Heh!

2KidsMom Joined Tue 09/30/08 Posts: 58206	Thu 12/16/10 10:43 AM


yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Thu 12/16/10 10:46 AM
what exactly is the purpose of the pointed ears on the elves? And how does Rudolph recharge his nose? Does he plug it in at night or what? And I am kinda creeped at that Santa is watching me all the time to know if I'm naughty or nice.

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Thu 12/16/10 10:50 AM
what exactly is the purpose of the pointed ears on the elves? And how does Rudolph recharge his nose? Does he plug it in at night or what? And I am kinda creeped at that Santa is watching me all the time to know if I'm naughty or nice. "He knows when you are sleeping" (and naked)..." Heh Heh Heh!

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Thu 12/16/10 10:51 AM
Santa is a perv...just saying. But he is watching YOU too and shouldn't he be charged with breaking and entering? And we feed him milk and cookies to do this?

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Thu 12/16/10 10:59 AM
Santa is a perv...just saying. But he is watching YOU too and shouldn't he be charged with breaking and entering? And we feed him milk and cookies to do this? He sells the photographs he takes in your sleep! Heh Heh Heh!

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45400	Thu 12/16/10 11:19 AM
what exactly is the purpose of the pointed ears on the elves? 'Ho radar.

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Thu 12/16/10 11:20 AM
what exactly is the purpose of the pointed ears on the elves? 'Ho radar.

DTHRomeo Joined Wed 06/20/07 Posts: 43387	Thu 12/16/10 11:24 AM
I might be an elf and don't even know it! LMAO!

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Thu 12/16/10 12:47 PM
during this time of year....I get called a ho. and not just ho...but ho ho ho. A triple one And I have to wonder about those elves. I mean NO ONE can be THAT cheerful all the time. Of course the elves are always cheerful. They have access to Santa's list of naughty girls.

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Thu 12/16/10 02:38 PM


yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Thu 12/16/10 02:41 PM
I might be an elf and don't even know it! LMAO!

Ladylid2012 Joined Sun 07/05/09 Posts: 42269	Thu 12/16/10 03:24 PM
here a ho, there a ho every where a ho ho

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Thu 12/16/10 03:27 PM
we are surrounded by ho's? run for your lives how many candy canes do you have to eat before your farts smell minty?

Ladylid2012 Joined Sun 07/05/09 Posts: 42269	Thu 12/16/10 03:32 PM
Kim you say that like it's a BAD thing.....

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Thu 12/16/10 03:32 PM


Ladylid2012 Joined Sun 07/05/09 Posts: 42269	Thu 12/16/10 03:41 PM
how many candy canes do you have to eat before your farts smell minty? oh I know, I did this last christmas...4,798. Your smelling minty fresh , but your arsehole is burning.

venusenvy Joined Sat 07/31/10 Posts: 2984	Thu 12/16/10 03:43 PM
I think its lovely that Rudophs nose lights up to show the way, But Ive always thought it would be better if thier ballz lit up so Santy can see what the hell hes doin back there

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Thu 12/16/10 03:48 PM
venus...good thinking but can you imagine recharging them? wait...they might like that. Lori....I knew to go to you for that answer what do you do for the burning?