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Back when I was living with Mom and Dad before I got married, I must have been about 20, my bedroom was upstairs on the other side of the house from them. It was like 3:30 in the morning and I heard my brother and his friend trying to open the door, both of them drunk off their azzes. So I fall back off to sleep and figured that was it for the night...... I woke up hearing this really strange noise about an hour later....sshhhrrkk...ba-bump............sshhhrrkk...ba-bump........sshhhrrkk...ba-bump.... I'm thinking "Holy crap what is that!!!! If I scream and it is someone coming up the stairs, they will kill me before I can wake my parents on the other side of house and my brother is passed out drunk in his room!!! I'm dead!!" So I gave one of my spike high heels figuring I will at least stab him with my shoe. I sneak out of the room and over to the top of the stairs....sshhhrrkk...ba-bump............sshhhrrkk...ba-bump........sshhhrrkk...ba-bump..... I look down the stairs to see my brother pulling himself up the stairs on his belly because he was too wasted to stand up and climb them. The "ba-bumps" were his feet banging on the steps. He just looked up at me and slurred "Help me before I fall down the stairs again" So I spent the rest of the night pulling him up the stairs and making him comfortable in the bathroom with his head next to the toilet bowl because I wasn't going to have to clean up when he puked. (And to this day, I won't eat White Castle because that is what he threw up all over the bathroom.) WAIT A MINUTE!!!! You wear spiked heels? ...............BONER!!!!;) |
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Oh, it was much worse than just that.........I didnt get no smoochly smoochins from my Romy! (though the box of porn under the bed survived) At least your valuables survived |
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Edited by
Seakolony
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Sun 12/05/10 01:33 PM
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Oops......dbl post
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Back when I was living with Mom and Dad before I got married, I must have been about 20, my bedroom was upstairs on the other side of the house from them. It was like 3:30 in the morning and I heard my brother and his friend trying to open the door, both of them drunk off their azzes. So I fall back off to sleep and figured that was it for the night...... I woke up hearing this really strange noise about an hour later....sshhhrrkk...ba-bump............sshhhrrkk...ba-bump........sshhhrrkk...ba-bump.... I'm thinking "Holy crap what is that!!!! If I scream and it is someone coming up the stairs, they will kill me before I can wake my parents on the other side of house and my brother is passed out drunk in his room!!! I'm dead!!" So I gave one of my spike high heels figuring I will at least stab him with my shoe. I sneak out of the room and over to the top of the stairs....sshhhrrkk...ba-bump............sshhhrrkk...ba-bump........sshhhrrkk...ba-bump..... I look down the stairs to see my brother pulling himself up the stairs on his belly because he was too wasted to stand up and climb them. The "ba-bumps" were his feet banging on the steps. He just looked up at me and slurred "Help me before I fall down the stairs again" So I spent the rest of the night pulling him up the stairs and making him comfortable in the bathroom with his head next to the toilet bowl because I wasn't going to have to clean up when he puked. (And to this day, I won't eat White Castle because that is what he threw up all over the bathroom.) WAIT A MINUTE!!!! You wear spiked heels? ...............BONER!!!!;) Got a whole collection of them, Krupa... 
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Back when I was living with Mom and Dad before I got married, I must have been about 20, my bedroom was upstairs on the other side of the house from them. It was like 3:30 in the morning and I heard my brother and his friend trying to open the door, both of them drunk off their azzes. So I fall back off to sleep and figured that was it for the night...... I woke up hearing this really strange noise about an hour later....sshhhrrkk...ba-bump............sshhhrrkk...ba-bump........sshhhrrkk...ba-bump.... I'm thinking "Holy crap what is that!!!! If I scream and it is someone coming up the stairs, they will kill me before I can wake my parents on the other side of house and my brother is passed out drunk in his room!!! I'm dead!!" So I gave one of my spike high heels figuring I will at least stab him with my shoe. I sneak out of the room and over to the top of the stairs....sshhhrrkk...ba-bump............sshhhrrkk...ba-bump........sshhhrrkk...ba-bump..... I look down the stairs to see my brother pulling himself up the stairs on his belly because he was too wasted to stand up and climb them. The "ba-bumps" were his feet banging on the steps. He just looked up at me and slurred "Help me before I fall down the stairs again" So I spent the rest of the night pulling him up the stairs and making him comfortable in the bathroom with his head next to the toilet bowl because I wasn't going to have to clean up when he puked. (And to this day, I won't eat White Castle because that is what he threw up all over the bathroom.) WAIT A MINUTE!!!! You wear spiked heels? ...............BONER!!!!;) Got a whole collection of them, Krupa...
Grrrr Baby, very grrrr! |
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Normally I am sleeping at this hour, but I had a rude awakening a half hour ago... I was awakened by a pretty loud bang. Coming out of my slumber, I hear what sounds like a very large dog puking, (mind you, I don't have a dog...of any size!) I flip on my bedroom light and go into the hallway. I turn the hallway light on and I as turned...I can see blue goo oooozing out from underneith my washer & drier in my laundry room.  The bang I was awakened by was the giant size bottle of liquid laundry detergent slipping off the shelf and hitting the washer...naturally when it hit, the lid fell off the bottle and the 'puking dog sound' was the bottle, suspended between my washer & drier, emptying out onto the floor!!!
NOT WHAT I HAD PLANNED FOR 3:30 IN THE MORNING!!!   
well, in my old apartment (I just moved in here) gunshots, car thiefs, and fights, and the subsequent sirens - all right under my bedroom window The hood had got a lot better recently but I'm still glad to be outta there What rude awakenings have you had? |
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Guess I have had a few rude awakenings over the years, fires, loud noises that set your heart racing, leg cramps that come on full blown and are so bad that your leg aches for days but the one that came to mind when I saw this question happened just over a year ago. I was sound asleep in my bed when a mouse ran across my face. I jerked upright (which hurt my back) the mouse fell onto my pillow, I swatted him hard, what with all that adrenaline running, heard him hit a chair several feet away...got up and scrubbed my race till it was glowing in the dark. Finally fell back asleep, no dead mouse in the light of day. Where the heck was my cat!!??
Not to long after that I got 'really' awake when I found a mouse seemingly glued, upside down to the side of the pitcher I used to fill my electric tea pot with. I loved that pitcher.... I really have no use for mice!!! |
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